...they would be sorted perhaps like this (with a couple of other schools thrown in as appropriate):
Frank Bielec: Hufflepuff
Hard-working. Patient with homeowners. Likes lots of hugs. Knows how to give housewives new kitchens that they'll like. Giggles all the time and wants to have fun.
Laurie Smith: Hufflepuff
Warm, charming, and very kind. Meeting her is meeting your new best friend. Crafty and creative design aesthetic. Likes things to be comfy and pretty. Never loses her cool, because when did drama solve anything?
Genevieve Corder: Gryffindor
Confident. Likes to take risks. Charismatic and full of energy. Does not hesitate to tell homeowners that they are going to love something, whether they know it or not. Likes to add items to a room that are "bold" so they "pop."
Vern Yip: Ravenclaw
Thoughtful, methodic and analytical with his designs. Every item in his rooms has a purpose and everything is analyzed to best suit the homeowners. Only a Ravenclaw would have the mental fortitude to deal with installing so much fussy accent lighting.
Hildi Santo-Tomas: Slytherin
Designs for the sake of designing a room that no one has ever seen before, regardless of whether or not it has any actual function. Highly resourceful in seeking out unusual construction and decorating materials. Entirely self-serving in making rooms that she likes before worrying if it will be a room the homeowners like. And the tears of unhappy homeowners have no effect upon her soul.
Doug Wilson: Durmstrang Institute
Skilled in emotional design combat. Prefers to resolve conflicts directly and has no time for diplomacy. Looks for opportunities to confront homeowners and push their boundaries. Likes to cause trouble because he knows it will increase his screen time and ratings for the show in general. But really he's still a nice guy.
Ty Pennington: Ravenclaw
Although he seems like a charming and courageous Gryffindor upon first impression, really Ty is as Ravenclaw as they come. First of all, the man is a highly skilled technician when it comes to carpentry, and produces highly elaborate projects that require great orientation to detail. He He is also deceptively intelligent, as is evidenced by his knowledge of the design process as well as his quick wit. Who says Ravenclaws can't be sexy?
Carter Oosterhouse: Beauxbatons Academy
Smiles all the time, ALL THE TIME, because he knows it makes him look pretty. Utilizes his charms to make everyone in the room think he's wonderful. Really he is probably a male Veela.
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