I'm sitting at my desk. There is a puppy wandering around, undoubtedly gnawing on electrical wires, an activity that will result in the death of both my computer and aforementioned puppy. He was previously sleeping in a corner, until I shifted my feet; I accidentally poked him with the toe of my shoe, and he interpreted the move as a physical challenge to his mightiness. He attacked in retaliation. So now my shoes have been violently untied, my feet utterly defeated in the battle.
Guess who is going to New Jersey?
(Dan raises hand energetically)
I am leaving the 78 degree balminess of my South Florida home and flying north, via the luxurious Spirit Airlines, to Atlantic City for their "Miss'd America" drag beauty pageant. The forecast: 34 degrees, for a high temperature. I don't even have a coat, I left them all at my mother's house in Kansas City.
Atlantic City is pretty cool. I do enjoy the casino vibe, like you can wear gold lamé and no one will question your motives. And for a drag beauty pageant, that would even be considered a good idea.
What is there to do in Atlantic City, besides lose money in a casino, eat at a hotel buffet, and watch drag queens fight it out for the crown?
It seems like Atlantic City is a gambling center that landed on a small town.
Posted by: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=694815520 | January 25, 2010 at 04:00 PM
You can always hire a hooker!
Posted by: Jenna | January 25, 2010 at 05:07 PM
go shopping :)! the outlet stores, off the boardwalk in between Ballys and Caesars, are very nice if you want to shop for bargains. Remember, there's no tax on clothing in NJ. http://www.acoutlets.com/
Posted by: Laura | January 26, 2010 at 02:00 AM
super high crime rate.
inserting salt water taffy into an AC hooker is always a fun pasttime. just mind the scabs please.
Posted by: willam | January 26, 2010 at 01:24 PM
Who is taking care of the puppies????
Posted by: Erica | January 27, 2010 at 09:34 PM
Outside of the Sheraton Hotel there is a statue of a person with the Miss America crown. The purpose is for people to be under the crown as if they were being crowned - I did take that step! You should too and post the pic. Of course, my picture is with a face of surprise with my hands on my cheeks.
Posted by: Chris in Long Beach | January 30, 2010 at 06:54 PM