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    Lori

    "I knew a snip of that gold fabric would make my Little Santino shine!"

    Brigitte

    Come out, come out wherever you are....

    rio

    " hmmmm if i wear the heels with this outfit my legs will look super lean, what-ever i am God"

    mary

    Man, Daniel V's toothbrush feels good caressing my balls.

    Jen

    "Needs more paillettes"

    Ben

    Een, out. Een, out. Een, out. Only four-hundred more repititions to go.

    James

    This is your life, this is your life on Project Runway.

    This message was sponsored by VACA (Viewers Against Chiffon Abuse).

    Sherry

    I vote for Ms. Pant's caption. Too funny!!!

    Wendy

    "No...that's not it...nope...maybe...no...maybe I should have put it back on with sequin glue...sh!t, I used all the sequin glue on the damned Iman dress..."

    Stephanie

    "Silly Kara, I wouldn't kill my young to get to the final three, but I WILL cut off Mr. Winky!"

    Charlie

    I can't caption this photo because MY EYES ARE BURNING. OMG he is the most hideous of creatures.

    Sarah

    "Can't sleep, pants will eat me..."

    Lucinda

    "Dammit to hell!" Santino muttered. He fell for those YOU TOO CAN HAVE BIGGER PENIS THE LADIES SHE WILL LOVE e-mails every, every time.

    JayKay

    "Damn, if I didn't have such a hot ass and long skinny legs, these silky Victoria's Secret panties would look *pretty* silly, wouldn't they? Wait a minute......"

    Amber

    "I got yer big Red Lobster right here!"

    Lisa

    Why oh why didn't I wear my PRETTY panties today?

    Britt

    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the garmets I should not over embelish;
    courage to over-embelish the garmets I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.

    Sarah

    That little puffball dog is so cute!

    Kris

    "When I think about me, I touch myself. I don't want anybody else. When I think about me, I touch myself."

    V

    I CONCUR WITH MS. PANTS...WHAT DID HAPPEN TO ANDRAE???

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