The Project Runway recap is coming. It will be posted later today. My little brother got kicked in the face while at cheerleading practice and it's hard to type with ice on his face.
Please tune in later. Until then, please examine the following picture and create a caption. The best caption receives a prize.
UPDATE: Here it is--the recap is done. Voila'.
"I knew a snip of that gold fabric would make my Little Santino shine!"
Posted by: Lori | February 17, 2006 at 08:45 AM
Come out, come out wherever you are....
Posted by: Brigitte | February 17, 2006 at 09:24 AM
" hmmmm if i wear the heels with this outfit my legs will look super lean, what-ever i am God"
Posted by: rio | February 17, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Man, Daniel V's toothbrush feels good caressing my balls.
Posted by: mary | February 17, 2006 at 09:38 AM
"Needs more paillettes"
Posted by: Jen | February 17, 2006 at 09:38 AM
Een, out. Een, out. Een, out. Only four-hundred more repititions to go.
Posted by: Ben | February 17, 2006 at 09:47 AM
This is your life, this is your life on Project Runway.
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Posted by: James | February 17, 2006 at 10:07 AM
I vote for Ms. Pant's caption. Too funny!!!
Posted by: Sherry | February 17, 2006 at 10:16 AM
"No...that's not it...nope...maybe...no...maybe I should have put it back on with sequin glue...sh!t, I used all the sequin glue on the damned Iman dress..."
Posted by: Wendy | February 17, 2006 at 10:19 AM
"Silly Kara, I wouldn't kill my young to get to the final three, but I WILL cut off Mr. Winky!"
Posted by: Stephanie | February 17, 2006 at 10:29 AM
I can't caption this photo because MY EYES ARE BURNING. OMG he is the most hideous of creatures.
Posted by: Charlie | February 17, 2006 at 11:00 AM
"Can't sleep, pants will eat me..."
Posted by: Sarah | February 17, 2006 at 11:07 AM
"Dammit to hell!" Santino muttered. He fell for those YOU TOO CAN HAVE BIGGER PENIS THE LADIES SHE WILL LOVE e-mails every, every time.
Posted by: Lucinda | February 17, 2006 at 11:15 AM
"Damn, if I didn't have such a hot ass and long skinny legs, these silky Victoria's Secret panties would look *pretty* silly, wouldn't they? Wait a minute......"
Posted by: JayKay | February 17, 2006 at 11:24 AM
"I got yer big Red Lobster right here!"
Posted by: Amber | February 17, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Why oh why didn't I wear my PRETTY panties today?
Posted by: Lisa | February 17, 2006 at 12:39 PM
God grant me the serenity
to accept the garmets I should not over embelish;
courage to over-embelish the garmets I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Posted by: Britt | February 17, 2006 at 01:42 PM
That little puffball dog is so cute!
Posted by: Sarah | February 17, 2006 at 01:57 PM
"When I think about me, I touch myself. I don't want anybody else. When I think about me, I touch myself."
Posted by: Kris | February 17, 2006 at 02:06 PM
I CONCUR WITH MS. PANTS...WHAT DID HAPPEN TO ANDRAE???
Posted by: V | February 17, 2006 at 02:39 PM