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  • REVIEW: COMING OUT PARTY
    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
  • HOOKING UP...
    "hooking up in the real world," hosted by coral and myself. it ended up pretty good.
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    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    blackbird

    well said.

    Dub C

    I am so printing this out. My guy knows most of this stuff, he just needs a reminder every once in a while.

    Redpepr

    Do you give classes?

    sunshine

    Bravo! You should give classes. You ROCK!

    jjd

    hm.. words to live by I'd venture.

    Rita Davoli

    Dan, If I didn't adore you before,I most definitly do now.

    Emily

    You SHOULD teach a class!!! I'm forwarding this to my male friends--at least ONE man understands women! :) heehee

    Have a great day

    David

    Wow. Makes me wish I was straight. When's the gay version coming out? Or is that too much to ask?

    misscrankypants

    I am so linking to this entry; you are brilliant!

    jason

    Jeez-Louise!
    How in the heck do you know this stuff?

    Debbie

    Dan, that is PERFECTION. Nuff said.

    Ms. Pants

    Fabulous.

    Except that I'll tell a guy when he needs to trim that shit down. Most guys don't have any problem with telling a woman that they prefer the shaved over the bushwhacked. I have no qualms about returning the favour.

    (And guys--trimming/shaving makes you look bigger. Something to think about, as size really DOES matter.)

    Kaia

    Thank you about the Valet comment - they do not understand that 4 inch Christian Louboutin stilettos are meant for fashion - not function.

    Love the list!

    Bon

    Brilliant! One of your best posts.

    Mags

    Yes on the valet parking!

    But if you don't live in L.A., valet is hard to come by.

    But still. Thank you for understanding that our hot and sexy shoes are a painful bitch to wear.

    At least, on my feet.

    kryss

    Just so that dibs have been officially established;

    if somehow we discover that being gay is a choice and if somehow you get done dating all the hott men and if somehow you are super bored one day and if somehow you are in Ohio,

    I CALL FIRST DIBS ON DAN!!!

    Rachel

    #12...amen. How did you know? You are wise beyond your years :)

    David

    It's sad to note that the overwhelming number of comments here are from women. Preaching to the choir.

    Hal

    Well, I'm as straight as the day is long...and well...

    I'd like to take issue with some of this. Some of it is right, but some of it is WRONG...

    I'll distinguish between both at a later date...

    Hal

    Karina

    Dan, I have to tell you I was always a fan of yours from the Real World days, always thought you funny as hell. Then I find this blog (can't for the life of me remember how), and again, find myself laughing at your entries. And now this? FANTASTIC, you should write a dating book for straight men, they can certainly use the help!

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