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    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
    "hooking up in the real world," hosted by coral and myself. it ended up pretty good.
    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    "Move out of the way, muthafuckas! I am Queen Zulema, Ruler Of The Republic Of The Bananas! I will kill you all! "

    - absolutly fucking brilliant.

    If Kara was my partner, I would have cut the bitch up and gave her a real reason to cry.

    I still think Daniel V is going to sweep all of this and win. Daniel V, if you're reading this, please leave Andre and move to Texas and be my lover.


    Dan, this is your best series ever.


    I want to marry your little brother. Would that be weird? Any i am assuming you could not write this review b/c we were knee deep in a bottle of vodka during the show?


    Like the new hair...and your brother is brilliant!


    Yes Dan, wink wink, you "brother", nudge nudge, is such a good writer, cough cough.

    Daniel V. will never be Andrae's lover because he is destined to be my sex slave.

    Please continue these recaps for the remainder of the series. I implore you.


    you're seriously amazing.


    So Dan,
    What kind of toothbrush does your brother use?


    This was fucking hilarious. I hate that your Project Runway recaps are funnier than mine.

    But I also love you for it. You. Or your "brother."


    "... unless Marla unzips her skin and Donnafuckingtella Versace steps out, Nick's got no problems."

    OMG that is freaking hilarious. Not to kick Marla when she's down but I honestly have NO idea how she even got on the show. Maybe they thought she'd get all bitchy like Wendy Pepper but she just sat there like: MEH.

    Great recap, Dan and, uh, "brother"... wink.


    I wouldn't want Santino anywhere near my outfit. He'd put a grease stain on it before it ever left the sewing room. He should be living on the street and making dresses out of old cardboard boxes.


    The last sentence of this post is the best sentence ever. ;)

    Project Runway, meet the Ice Capades. Cause' you know Michelle Kwan wouldn't be caught dead in a UPN-sponsored creation.


    Ok Dan, your alter ego is the bomb digity. I'm so lovin' his take on Zulema. He is off da hook yo and I'm vibin' on his coverage of ProRun.


    A man enters his bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His lover is on the bed clearly bored.

    "This is the pig I f*ck when you're not available for sex," says the man.

    The lover languidly looks over and says, "I think you'll find that's a
    sheep, you idiot."

    The man replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


    I love your ghetto alter ego. I'm going to stop watching ProRun and just read your 'brothaz' recap. Especially now that Dirty Diana is gone. :~(


    And Oh MY GOD is Heidi Seal-Klum about to pop or what!!! She was so huge on this last show, they better hurry it up or she'll break water right there on stage!


    no... daniel v is mine!!!!


    no... daniel v is mine!!!!


    Y'all needs to stop right now. Daniel V is mine. MINE! Biatches. Andrae makes my butt crawl. He freaks me out. Santino scares the bejezus out of me, he looks like Rasputin. Emmet is geek. Nick is cool, I'd do him. Zulema scares me too, she's like a fucking Amazon warrior. Kara depresses me. Chloe's aight. But Daniel V is my boy, he's so gonna win cause Michael Kors and Tim Gun wants to gang bang him.

    The Aitch

    Please tell me this is in print somewhere? You rock


    I would have slapped Zulema, and if I'm not mistaken, it was Kara's dress design...and I suspect the jacket was Zulema's... she was appalling, and no one else is going to want to work with her except maybe Santino.

    I bet Santino is the one who creates the inappropriate one that shows too much skin - he seems like a pervert.

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