Boyfriend? YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!?
We are so through. I am dead inside.
And that pillowcase with your picture laser-printed on it?
I'm never making out with it again.Okay maybe once more but that's it.
Also: it's not all a bed of roses once you've been on a reality show.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... and I was really rooting for you two to hook up!
Posted by: Jane Jane | January 18, 2006 at 10:55 AM
Hey, at least you got the "cutie" shout-out. That's more than Santino got!
Posted by: kristin | January 18, 2006 at 11:28 AM
aww, lmao... poor dan. his man doesn't have thing on you!
Posted by: karen | January 18, 2006 at 11:32 AM
I'm sure its not a real "Boyfriend" Dan. It's probably some twinky that has only had his claws into Nick for like 3 days. You can totally break them up. We'll make a plan, you can wear funny shoes and I'll wear a big hat.
Plan A: Hook up Dan with Nick.
Plan B: Hook up Kel with Daniel V.
Posted by: Kel | January 18, 2006 at 11:37 AM
I know this has nothing to do with anything, but please tell me you saw the Gauntlet II when Beth booted Ruthie out of her captain position last night?! I almost lost it! WOW! Good for her!
Posted by: J-Ro | January 18, 2006 at 06:20 PM
Invite your brother over. We want to hear his take on Project Runway.
Posted by: MK | January 18, 2006 at 08:37 PM
wow, it looks like he picked me over you then, huh?
;)
Posted by: erik | January 19, 2006 at 06:53 AM
Does Dan have a boyfriend?
Posted by: Chris | January 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM
I was wondering as I read that interview when the shit would hit the fan.
Posted by: David | January 19, 2006 at 11:33 AM
why did i attack him at fubar last night? so embarrasing so embarrasing so embarassing....i did it for you!
Posted by: The Town Drunk (D) | January 20, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Yanno, you could SO be this century's David Sedaris. You redefine "well-written humor" - to the point where, like Sedaris, I literally laugh out loud when I read your blog...and trust me, I'm NOT easy. Well, with the written word, anyway .
Kudos!
Debi
Posted by: Debi | January 21, 2006 at 09:08 AM
The Town Drunk is on to something (aside from calling you Yanno). You are the new Sedaris.
We just gotta get you on National Public Radio. Then you move to France. And the rest will be history.
Can I be your side-kick? I'll wear a Nick Verreos mask at all times. I promise.
Posted by: Hephaestion | January 22, 2006 at 05:23 PM