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    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
    "hooking up in the real world," hosted by coral and myself. it ended up pretty good.
    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    Am I not gay? I so totally don't care about this.


    I do care about this! I used to love the Spice Girls. They were fun and energetic and just made you wanna dance. Say what you will about them, but I love 'em! My ex loved them so much that our dogs are named Geri and Ginger..I know, that's soooo gay!


    This post reminds me of something I've wanted to ask you, Dan.

    Whatever happened to that guy, Johnnie (? I think). The guy you dated on RW/Miami. I still laugh when I think of that scene at the airport. Johnnie walks away from you. He then turns around and shouts "DAN!". I'm so glad he didn't run back crying, grab you...trying to make you stay.

    God, that was soooo funny!


    While I'm thrilled about the Spice Girls, I want to hear more about the Puerto Rican.


    I have been shaking like a crack baby since I heard the sweet news about the Spice Girls. Now I'm not saying they're gonna rock anybody's world necessarily, but it will be entertaining to see what ends up happening during this charade. Just maybe Sporty Spice will eat out Baby Spice?! Posh is, of course, gonna be featuring that rock on her finger from Becks and maybe reclaim her cockblock-of-a-hold she has on him even with the mistresses and all.



    I am more excited than a nun at a porn shop! Can this really be happening?

    If it is I am SO buying front row tickets to every American stop!

    Now I must go find those Barbies that I have hidden in the back of my closet.....


    dan.. when will you stop writing the most hilarious stuff. I LOVE YOU!!! and you don't even know me.. even when i reach out lmfao.. clay akien =P ??

    keep it up dear.


    also.. if you could find me a guy who would do stuff like that..hehehe =)).


    Awesome post, as always!!

    Anyways... for some weird reason, I'm totally excited about the Spice Girls reunion. YAY!!

    I don't know why...


    I hate to be the negative one here... but, OMG...isn't there 15 minutes up already?!?!? Who the hell reset that clock?

    BTW, love your blog!


    lmao Asi'm reading this i'm continuousely laughin my ass off. I like the spice girls, spice up your life was the highlight of my "years" in love with the spice girls. ROCK ON!however i don't get horney...but i do crave chinese food! so I'm with ya on that one!




    haha i still the like girls and all there solo work as well ( emma had a cd out in jan in the states )


    OH EM GEE! I was totally listening to The Spice Girls when I read that post. That's insane.
    <3 <3 <3


    Color me excited!!! I love the campiness of the Spice Girls and used to have both albums on a tape a good friend made for me, but I lost it in all my moves from home to college and then back to Austin again. I was saddened by that, but now I am thrilled!!! Those girls are so fun! I love "Lady is a vamp" and "Stop Right Now"!!!
    Okay, I'll leave you alone for now. Thanks for the great news!
    Love you!

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