Dearest Hot Toddy,
I am soooooooooo sorry I took out my aggressions upon you in my previous post, to which you responded in your Thursday, March 10 entry. You know I adore you, and would never allow jealousy to tarnish my image of you, which I uphold in the highest regard. Jealous of your Bloggie nomination? Me? Perish the thought! In fact, I spent all night working together a poem, in honor of you. I believe you fill find most flattering...and entirely fitting to the man you really are.
There once was a man named Hot Toddy,
Who tended to be a bit naughty.
He'd had a few drinks--
(Too many, methinks!)
And drop to his knees for ANYBODY.
Cheers!
Dan
You have an awesome ability for writing poetry, however, I somehow doubt Hot Toddy will graciously accept that as the apology he is demanding. :P
Have a fun weekend dearest!
Posted by: Sara | March 11, 2005 at 01:26 PM
ewww! i smell a blog war!
Posted by: You know | March 11, 2005 at 01:48 PM
Yes a Blog war has begun.
Posted by: Alex | March 11, 2005 at 02:16 PM
You dan, I was just checking out the TwoP recap of the season finale of the real World and that Pamie bitch, she sure gave you some shit:
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=41&story=7646&page=7&sort=&limit=
Are you going to let her get away with that?
Posted by: jen | March 14, 2005 at 09:49 AM
That's it, Dan. I am destroying all of my Real World video tapes. (But no way am I getting rid of the Road Rules season one video where Mark takes off his shirt and does push-ups. Nobody can make me mad enough to do that.)
Posted by: hot toddy | March 14, 2005 at 03:25 PM
I cannot believe Mario quit American Idol and you are nowhere to be found! Aren't you going to miss the cute caps?!
Posted by: john | March 14, 2005 at 05:28 PM
Thank God you are still on the Inferno! I actually was mad when you were sent there as you were one of the reasons why I decided to watch the show. (Yes, I do have a life but it's been lacking lately. Maybe I'll go to the library....) By the way, I agree that you could of taken Mike or The Miz, etc. CT scares me though - he has a weird look in his eyes and they need to put the closed captioning on when he talks as I cannot understand him.
Take care and tell us your thoughts about our Idol Mario. Maybe he ran out of money to buy hats or perhaps he just ran out of hats. - Cheryl lee
Posted by: Cheryl lee | March 14, 2005 at 08:41 PM
So glad I found your blog. I have been a fan since your RW days. It is fun to read your life and stories. Found you through Hot Toddy and found him from one of my blogger buddies. I just discovered blogging about 2 months ago and am having the time of my life. I too am glad you stayed in Inferno II. Makes it worth watching.
Posted by: Scotty | March 15, 2005 at 03:28 AM
Oh no you aren't starting a blog war with my Toddy. I won't let you.
Uh uh. No way.
Posted by: Rcktman | March 15, 2005 at 10:03 PM
Hot Toddy is so much more of a celebrity than this Dan guy. I had to Google Dan Renzi to find out who in the hell he was. And the first Google result was Hot Toddy's Toaster Oven.
Puh-leaze...Dan's not even in Toddy's league.
Posted by: Chris Owens | March 16, 2005 at 04:21 AM