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    cristina

    The Miz is a Challenge junkie. Isn't this is like 4th Challenge?

    Sara

    Oooh, I'm watching the show now...I absolutely love the blonde hair! After just a quick glance at you, I was thinking, "Wait, who is THAT Dan?" :o)

    True Man

    Dear Dan,

    Loved you on the first episode of the Inferno II. Sorry the Nice Guys decided to pit you against Mike the first round. I hope Mexico was nice, but I realize from watching the post-show season preview that you probably get beat next week. Three shots of Mike and none of you. Sorry. I'll buy you a Karen Walker next time I see you at NV.

    Cheers,
    True Man

    maggie

    dan--please, please, please do episode recaps! muc love to you!

    maggie

    yeah, that was supposed to be MUCH love. not sure what muc love is...

    Stacy

    Oh no, please tell me you do not go home this early in the game

    Markster

    Naturally, I am more interested in the Man's legs than the show, but that is only because Mexican Maniacs doesn't air on this side of the world. I was really impressed with the typing skills and only noticed 1 mistake, it's "white" trash. Perhaps he flexed at that moment. The shorts are definitely plumber/chippy/electrician wear. I'm glad I wasn't there because that's one of those situations where I feel the urge to point out how much hotter he would look if he just rolled the cuffs down. Usually this results in me getting cuffed across the head. It's hard making the world a more beautiful place.

    skipska

    Please don't tell me you get voted off so quickly! You're the only reason I wanted to watch it. Hopefully for once MTV didn't give away the rest of the season in it's season highlights.

    Ms. Pants

    I think I'd personally be fascinated by the nice legs and kinda repulsed by the bad fashion. But train-wreck repulsed in that I wouldn't be able to stop looking. I'm a sucker for nice calves though. Even if they stem out of god awful ugly shorts.

    And last night, your Madonna line made me laugh for the first time in days. I needed that.

    TeKay

    ACK! I missed the show premeire and my DVR didn't pick it up....egads. I'm sure it's going to run 50 more times before next week, so i'll definitely catch it then.

    I'm all about thighs, regardless of what they are encased in, so that's the only thing I would have even noticed.

    Dave

    This is a very good question Dan! I have found myself faced with the same situation several times in the passed, mainly due to the fact that I live in a smaller city densly populated with the white trash you refer to. I have realized you have to undress most people with your eyes, before they become the eye candy you know they have the potential for. Although, given the correct profession, the unappealing clothing can in fact become part of the appeal. Take for example being out on a weekend, and catching glimpse of an attractive muscular man in overalls.... hes goin home alone. Take the same man tho, and put him in my living room painting my walls, and hes not goin home at all. I think in your instance I would have taken note of the legs more so, knowing if fantasy was to play itself out... the shorts would no longer be on at all. Some peoples clothes look better on my bedroom floor then on them.

    Tony

    What's wrong with painter's shorts? I wear them all the time. But then, I am a painter. And since I live in rural Tennessee, you'd probably say I'm white trash, too. :-)

    john

    white trash has always been my favorite flavor...

    Scott-O-Rama

    Just simply remove his shorts, and then wrap those manly legs around your neck like a boa.

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