I got stood up by someone and was really annoyed so I cranked out this written-in-one-draft column and went on with my life.
To be fair, I didn't use Grindr. I have never used it. The editor of the site added that reference to the title. If you are from Grindr and you are reading this, hello.
So anyway--the post blew up, zillions of hits, talking about it on the radio somewhere in Minneapolis (??) and so... there it is. I think there are typos but at this point they're going to stay there.