In: "Project Runway Australia"
Out: America's "Project Runway"
Never Was: "Models On The Runway"
Forever: The single-season, cancelled-too-soon "On The Road With Austin and Santino"
In: Dr. Oz
Out: Dr. Phil
Never Was: "The Nate Berkus Show"
Forever: this moment in Oprah history
Never Was: who gives a shit about hydrangeas?
Forever: Giving someone flowers
Never Was: Blaming Obama for the impending European fiscal meltdown's impact on the US
Forever: Wandering by the hostel and picking up a lonely European tourist. Doesn't everyone do that, or is that just me?
In: "Extreme Couponing"
Out: "Real Housewives of ____" (insert any city, it doesn't matter, they are all over)
Never Was: "Sarah Palin's Alaska"
Forever: pretending you've never seen "The A-List"
In: "Beauty and the Beast" in 3-D
Out: Why hasn't there been a live-action Beauty and the Beast yet?
Never Was: my requests to bring back "Beauty and the Beast" with Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman, despite numerous hand-written pleas mailed to the network
Forever: this clip
In: Destination weddings
Out: Cupcakes served at weddings
Never Was: Theme weddings
Forever: Getting married whether it's "legal" or not where you are, and going on a honeymoon!
In: Missoni at Target
Out: the underwear selection at Target is, like, the worst
Never Was: The Great Gay Boycott of Target (get over it, queens!)
Forever: My mom calling it "Tar-zhay" when I was a kid so we could feel fancy when we shopped there