Mom: I think Johnny Weir is dressing Tara Lipinski.
Mom: She is wearing this flowered headband thing and it is too fabulous for her to have picked it out herself.
Mom: Or maybe Johnny was wearing it and she took it from him.
Me: He wouldn't let her do that.
Mom: His necklace is nice tonight. It's just a little beaded thing. It's better than those gold chains and pearls he was wearing before. They looked like something I would buy at Chico's.
Mom: (sends photo of TV screen)
He loves the headband. He's dying to take it from her.
Me: No, he picked that out for her. He's looking at her like, "My work here is done."
Mom: The two of them are really good together.
Me: They are the best part of the Olympics. They should commentate everything.