Kid-brains at work:
Niece #1 wants the new Justin Bieber perfume. Parentals said she has to work for it. They're paying her every time she gets hits at her softball games, $5 each time.
I presume this will pay off when she lands a softball scholarship to college, thanks to her rigorous childhood training regimen--all because she wanted that perfume. And this is the essense of feminism: I can win the game and then walk off the field and be as girly as I want.