Cool pics from my crappy camera phone:
There was a huge sailboat in Miami's port. I thought it was neato.
My cousin and her cohorts are visiting Miami. Super-fun. They asked "How does the water get so blue?" I gave them the scientific explanation of low oxygen levels in ocean water. They just looked at me. And then I realized: I need to not try SO hard at being a total nerd.
Don't be fooled. He doesn't really want to be your friend, he just wants to climb over you and onto the nearby tree. Seriously, I felt totally used.
Laundromats are miserable places--but sometimes a guy will realize he needs something to wear later, he'll put on a towel, and then he'll take off his shorts to wash them--and walk around in the towel all day.
SPEAKING OF SHORTS...
Follow me on this fashion journey. Mid-90's Spandex cropped-sleeve T-shirt? Check. Shaved legs, oh so silky smooth? Check. Cut-off denim shorts that you have to lie down on the floor to put on because they are so tight? Check. Living like you're 20, even though you're 35? Welcome to Miami Beach, bitches.
Speaking of "Welcome to Miami Beach..."