In: "The Rachel Zoe Project"
Out: "Project Runway"
Never Was: "The Fashion Show with Isaac Mizrahi"
Forever: The Janice Dickinson years of "America's Next Top Model"
~~~
In: "Top Chef"
Out: anything Rachel Ray
Never Was: "The Naughty Kitchen"
Forever: Julia Child
~~~
In: DubrovnikOut: Moscow
Never Was: Brussels!
Forever: Paris
~~~
In: The new cnn.com layout
Out: Facebook's increasing glitches
Never Was: Windows Vista...and Windows ME...and most Windows platforms...
Forever: My mother finally learned how to send text messages
~~~
In: "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"Out: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"
Never Was: "Miami Social"
Forever: Secretly sending in your application for "The Amazing Race" again
~~~
In: The Jolie/Pitt menagerie
Out: "Jon & Kate Plus 8"
Never Was: The Octo-Mom
Forever: "Eight is Enough," a lesson for life AND a 70's TV show
~~~
In: "I'm sorry."
Out: "Why do you make me act like this?"
Never was: "But I had a difficult childhood."
Forever: Apology sex
~~~
In: Women's gloves are back—because a facelift can't hide aging hands
Out: Low-waisted jeans—hide those thong straps and hold in the muffin tops!
Never Was: Lisa Rinna's Juvaderm
Forever: "I have laugh lines because happy people laugh a lot."
~~~
In: The upcoming Jodie Sweetin memoir
Out: The upcoming Sarah Palin memoir
Never Was: Screech's memoir
Forever: Edmund White's memoirs, and if you haven't read Edmund White you should
~~~
In: SHE by Sheree
Out: Ed Hardy
Never Was: The multiple Christian Siriano fashion lines promised to America
Forever: Get it all at TJ Maxx
~~~
In: Al Franken, Senatorial Bad-Ass
Out: George Le Mieux, Senatorial Lame-Duck Dead Weight
Never Was: Tom DeLay, Senatorial Congressional "Dancing With The Stars" Douchebag
Forever: Ted Kennedy, Senatorial Icon
~~~
In: Posh Spice as judge
Out: Ellen Degeneres as judge
Never Was: That boring Kara DioGuardi as judge
Forever: Paula Abdul as anything
~~~
In: "Mad Men" dinner jackets
Out: Flannel is back, thanks to "Twilight" :(
Never Was: Harem pants fad
Forever: H&M jeans
~~~
In: Lychee Martinis
Out: Cosmopolitans
Never Was: Red Bull Martinis
Forever: Dean Martin
~~~
In: Joel McHale
Out: Ryan Seacrest
Never Was: Jimmy Kimmel
Forever: Jon Stewart for President!
~~~
In: "The September Issue"
Out: "Ugly Betty"
Never Was: The "Coco Chanel" Lifetime TV Movie
Forever: "The Devil Wears Prada"
~~~
In: The Vita-Mix blender juicer magic machine
Out: Jack Lallane juicer, which takes out all the fiber
Never Was: Those huge jugs of Tropicana orange juice, filled with juice made from cheap oranges, that loses all its vitamins after a couple of days and turns into sugar water of no purpose
Forever: The juicy butt on Rafael Nadal
In: Those gay brothers on this season of Amazing Race
Out: Davis, Real World Denver
Forever: Dan Renzi on any reality show/online blog!!!
There is botox for your fingers, neck, and feet so no need for gloves. In another six months when people are fed up with Obama (sorry Dan), Sarah Palin will make a BIG comeback! She's a goddess!!!
Posted by: Glenn D. | October 26, 2009 at 01:32 AM
Holy shit, Rafa has a nice ass!!! Great list!
Posted by: Jen | October 26, 2009 at 05:04 AM
Lychee martinis? Do tell!
Posted by: Badger | October 26, 2009 at 06:40 AM
Love this!
P.S. Tom Delay was never a Senator, an exterminator and the Speaker of the House, but never a Senator ; )
Posted by: Kpops | October 26, 2009 at 08:01 AM
Sorry - now I am wrong. I meant House Majority Leader, not Speaker of the House. God, that would be frightening.
Posted by: Kpops | October 26, 2009 at 10:11 AM
You need to do lists like this more often.
Posted by: Amy K. | October 26, 2009 at 06:36 PM
I'm sad about Ugly Betty.
Posted by: Erica | October 26, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Sorry, I forgot my "Never Was"
Never Was: Ryan (Who?) from Fresh Meat 1
In: Wes, RW Austin
Out: Evan Resh Meat 1
Never Was: CT, RW Paris
Forever; Puck, RW San Francisco
Posted by: Glenn D. | October 26, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Hate the new CNN format.
Posted by: Ann | October 27, 2009 at 08:16 AM
Out: MAC elitism. Kinda like evangelism.
Posted by: darryll | October 27, 2009 at 02:06 PM
In: Rock & Republic jeans
Out: Mek Denim
Never Was: William Rast jeans
Forever: True Religion jeans
Posted by: Eric C | October 28, 2009 at 02:59 PM
IN: Louboutins
OUT: Stacked Block heels
NEVER WAS: Ambesol on your pinky toe when they too small but are super cute.
FOREVER: Jellies
Posted by: willam | October 30, 2009 at 12:33 AM