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    Adinda

    OMG!! That's insane! I would've run out of the place, that's so scary.

    BustersDad

    Weren't you curious about the date?!? If a snake in the bag is his pick up line, I wonder how he gets guys to bed him... On second thought, glad you did not accept the invitation!

    Catherine

    That's exactly why I keep telling you that TL needs to help out with the laundry. This never would have happened if he was there...

    Em Fee

    Dan, you were mentioned on Ohnotheydidnt as a celeb sighting...apparently you were "intimidating".

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/34819497.html#cutid1

    K2

    Because his trousers were in the wash, obviously.

    sasha

    NO.

    Annie

    I would have pooped my pants right there in the washateria. Holy crap.

    I once had a guy with one eye and one...hole...ask me to watch his luggage, three black garbags bags, at Un ion Station in Chicago when I was 17 and traveling alone to a college interview. I went and hid in the ladies room until I was sure he was gone.

    Eric

    It's rude to show a man your snake before asking them out. Gezz.

    Glenn D.

    Was the guy cute??? You should have taken his picture. I'm more curious as to what he looked like.

    misscrankypants

    I would have lost my shit! That thing is HUGE. Ugh.

    Veronica

    This is sad to me. People who own snakes, and treat them as "attractions", should be ashamed of themselves. Yet so many of them do.

    Yoshi

    Yeah, this is sadness. Snakes don't belong in paper bags, for however brief a period.

    David

    Of course you said "no." You are in a committed relationship.

    Honestly, if he was cute, I'd totally have said "yes." I think snakes are cool.

    Coy

    Da-an...i checked out the link someone posted. Was it TL that was next to you
    crying and fanning? I know, I know...just
    nosy.

    Jennifer

    I'm not even snakephobic and this is one of the worst pickup lines ever.

    willam

    i thought it was gonna be a baby

    Kathy

    Although I love living in South Beach the fact that I know which laundromat you go to and which snake guy that is bothers me. This place is too small sometimes.

    I've actually held that snake on Lincoln Road :)

    Jo-E

    I work at a electronic retail store and this guy came in today with a snake around his neck, like a necklace or something....like really?...really?

    Glenn D.

    Why does Dan even go to a laundry place? Most condos have a laundry room for owners who don't have a washer and dryer in their unit. Public laundries are freaky to begin with not to mention filthy. I once went to one that was run by this trashy lady who had four trashy kids.

    Jeff

    The best part was that the freak asked you out!

    Now I know you got some special mojo going on, but jeezus, now you got the criminally insane after you...

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