CONVERSATIONS WITH MOM

"Hello?"

Hi Mom.

"Hi Danny!"

What are you doing?

"Cleaning out my closet."

That sounds fun.

"I had a dream last night."

About what?

"I was wearing my blue jeans."

What happened?

"That was it!"

So?

"I never wear jeans."

Oh.

"And I looked super."

When?

"In my jeans.  In my dream."

Oh.

"Don't you understand?  It means I need to try something new."

Why?

"Because I was doing something I never do."

Ah.

"It's a sign.  I am going to have a change of life."

Who knew jeans could be so prophetic?

"I know!  What new thing should I do?"

Skydiving.

(pause)

"Nah."

What do you want to do?

"I don't know, but it's gonna be very exciting."

I'm sure.

"Maybe I'll find a rich international playboy and he'll whisk me away on his private jet."

What about Dad?

"He won't care. I'll make him a sandwich before I leave."

If you meet a millionaire, ask him if he has friends for me.

"I will.  So now, I am looking for my jeans.  I have some jeans in here somewhere I haven't worn in years.  I want to see if they fit."

Do you think they will?

"Probably not."

Too bad.

"But I have to try.  A new life is waiting for me and I'll be wearing my jeans.  It's my destiny."

Comments

[Hallie]

I recently discoverd a pair of 7 For All Mankind jeans at the back of my closet that never fit...but now they do!!

It was the best bday gift I could get!!

Hallie

[Amy]

I think, in a really weird way, I am inspired.

[Darren]

I love your mother!

[Kristin]

Wow, I love it!

[Kelly]

I am loving your mom!

[Scot]

I'll make him a sandwich before I leave.
Perfect!

[NADINE]

I agree with Scot, she cracks me up!!!

[jennifer]

your mom is hilarious probably not so much to you but to everyone else. I wonder if she would make me a sandwich too now I am hungry

[Megan]

"He won't care. I'll make him a sandwich before I leave."

Possibly the best conversations with mom line ever. haha.