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    erik

    oh shit. oops!

    Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch

    That is too funny!! I don't think I know anyone who has done that. I'm impressed.

    meg

    I've done that EXACT SAME THING before! It's not fun! AH!

    But it's quite a hilarious story...

    Jen

    Aren't the diesel nozzles usually green? They are here anyway!
    Sorry babe, hope your car is ok!

    coy

    Absolutely high-sterical! Dan!

    Christian

    So sorry to hear Dan! Hope your car is ok. The worse part is that diesel is more expensive than regular gas! Adds insult to injury...

    Doug

    It happens at least once a season on The Amazing Race.

    Aidan

    Sometimes Life just has to stir the turd.

    I hope it wasn't too expensive to fix. I bet next time you'll be alert to the difference. So sorry you had to learn the hard way. As a wise man said, "Constant vigilance!"

    PG

    1) Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha ...

    2) oy.

    3) Of course it's Toyota's fault!

    Nadine

    Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Thats great!

    Yoo-Win

    Hysterical!

    johnO

    HAhahahahahah Dan! You are the best storyteller!

    Dave

    Bad day for cars. My daughter's mother just put water in her engine yesterday, assuming it was her rad. But that really WAS a garage's fault.

    Kevin

    haha! I've done that before, too! I mean, I had a FRIEND that did that. Yeah, a friend.

    David

    Blond moments can be so ugly, can't they?

    DPoe

    WOW! I have never done that but that is freaking hilarious! Sorry it happened at such a shitty time for you though.

    Hephaestion

    If you have friends who are high in the middle of the day, it is time to reconsider who you are letting into your life.

    jjd

    oh please hestephaion, move along.

    i thought nozzles were different sizes for that very purpose?? guess not. you should write your senator about changing that dan!

    Eric

    Apparently, it's worse when you put gas into a diesel vehicle... which I found out the expensive way when I borrowed a friends diesel pickup truck to move... the really bad part is I had a diesel Mercedes at the time, so it wasn't as if I had no clue... (although it might have had something to do with the fact that I WAS high in the middle of the day...) Great story Dan!! :-)

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