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    D

    Your life is something else

    blackbird

    STAY AWAY.
    If you want a train wreck I'm sure I can find one for you...

    jim

    Florida is full of quality people.

    maggie

    "I learned a few things while I was in the gay jail."

    Best pickup line EVER!

    Bill H

    Okay Dan, you've outdone yourself with this story. Hilarious!

    Up here in NYC they have a site where you can post overheard conversations (or ones you've had). This one would be a great one. You should start one for Miami.

    BTW, don't stay away. Ain't nothing like hot prison sex from what I hear. LOL

    Emily

    Wow. Seriously wow. amazing.

    Tom

    Give him my number!!

    Liz

    I think I dated him. Oh wait...he's gay, right? No, I still think I dated him.

    Jenna

    Let's see...no job, no car, ruined credit, a pot-head pill popper & an ex-con with some kinky jailhouse sex secrets.

    Sounds like such a winner!

    How does he have a phone for you to call him on?

    misfithausfrau

    Wow--there's a keeper. Do you think for a minute that he heard himself speak and thoguht (for a second) that he should keep his mouth shut?!

    aca

    I feel like keeping his mouth shut has never been this guy's strong point.

    Cameron

    Note to self: Never google the words "Gay Jail" ever again...

    Cameron

    Note to self: Never google the words "Gay Jail" ever again...

    s

    i love your life??!!

    john.

    I wonder if all of the inmates look like Jeff Stryker in Powertool? Gay Jail..I love that concept...fabulous window treatments, immaculately made bunks...but wouldn't they all be bottoms?

    Seriously, you need to enter this in the Gay Bloggies....
    (ps. good job so far!)

    willam

    didn't i tell you about gay jail after my stint? mine sucked too, but in a less stellar way than your trick. make him cellblock tango dat ass off sugar.

    :: jozjozjoz ::

    Tell me again why you're not going to call this winner???

    Fendie

    havent been checking ur blogs in ages and I have to say this story makes my day.
    Do update us on this..

    smaile

    yeah, like how to pass on hepatitis or any number of STD's. they wont even let you give blood for a year after you have done the nasty with an inmate. i have sworn off anyone thats been in the penetentiary, jail, had a TRO or more than one stay in rehab.

    Leo

    Wait. That didn't do me any good. Everything I read just makes me believe people are really losing their minds and thinking they are making sense...

    (I just love the dog up there!)

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