DEAR DAN
I am writing to inquire about modeling with your agency. At least the process of applying, sending my pictures, and learning more about your agency. I will attach some pictures for your review. (not sure if this is typically accepted but I am very passionate about this and believe in my abilities.)
My name is XXXXXX XXXXXX
My height: 5'11
My weight: 180lbs
My age: 29
My phone number: XXXXXXXXXX
My address: XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXX
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Dear XXXXXXXX:
I have no idea why you sent me these but I am happy to publish them for the world to see. But sometimes my blog brings me good things, and in this case it brought me half-nekkid picks of a dude. Love it. Best of luck in your pursuit of the beautiful life. Give your biceps a kiss for me.
He has a nice body.
Face - OK.
Looks more appropriate for an online gay sex profile.
Does he live near you?
Posted by:James | November 17, 2007 at 06:04 PM
If you reject him, I'll accept him at the Jacob Glass modeling agency - though it's only an overnight contract.
Posted by:Jacob | November 17, 2007 at 06:22 PM
Modeling advice- try to avoid the "I'm constipated" look.
Posted by:Suebob | November 17, 2007 at 07:16 PM
Oh my....
Posted by:Jane Jane | November 17, 2007 at 09:28 PM
He is a hottie and maybe Italian. Send his email to me and I can give him the usual model physical examination. I have to check out those testies to see if they work alright. Ok I know I have been gone from Dan's blog but I am BACK with a vengence. Where si the link to my blog? I have some juicy photos from my trips to NYC and Vegas.
Posted by:Glenn C | November 18, 2007 at 12:32 AM
Strangely enough, he forgot to send you his IQ. What a dumbass.
Posted by:Yummsh | November 18, 2007 at 06:56 AM
Wow. I wonder what made him think you were running a modeling agency.
Maybe your blog comes up when people type Miami+models?
Posted by:D | November 18, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Hahahaha I know that guy
Posted by:Stephen | November 18, 2007 at 03:09 PM
HAHAHA!
Posted by:magickat | November 19, 2007 at 07:36 AM
hot!
Posted by:erik | November 19, 2007 at 08:15 AM
Oh, the crosses that you have to bear...
Posted by:David | November 19, 2007 at 09:34 AM
That's some fine quality beef. I wish random hot guys would send me their pics like that.
Posted by:Marc | November 19, 2007 at 02:29 PM
He's not a bad looking guy but I don't think he looks like a model.
Posted by:Liz | November 20, 2007 at 12:39 PM