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    kryss

    I am SO with you... I find that the cheaters gravitate towards me and I gravitate towards gay men, so either way it's not too productive!

    That said, I shall remind you of what one wise Miamian said in an email not long ago, "you deserve better! any guy who makes up having a girlfriend isn't worth your time or attention!" Remember that? Listen to yourself... and if it doesn't pan out, perhaps you and I'll just get married and then great single guys will want to hang with us since it'll look like we're cheating :P

    D

    I guess its safe to say that your operation to find a husband is not going well...

    What is it with cheaters??? I'm so sick of that

    erik

    well, i wouldn't do that to you!

    Jules

    Yes, yes, yes. So true.

    Even still, I love that you brought him some cheesecake. Naughty intentions, aside it's adorable.

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    johnO

    You poor guy. You make me want to play some Patsy Cline for you.

    You know, 'straight' guys know how to play too, just like gay ones. They tell you up front that they have a 'girlfriend' and it's a total Get Out of Jail-Free card. If things aren't working perfectly for them, they just say that the boy/girlfriend is on to them and has to quit. 'Taken' ones are bad news, don't even bother.

    Aidan

    Like my momma always said, "Men are pigs."

    Dean

    Here's my experience, take it for what it's worth: guys who have any amount of "game" are trouble. Somehow, guys with boyfriends talk a smooth game.

    Scott

    You still did the cheesecake guy, right?

    Christopher

    Actually, the men YOU choose to date suck (at least according to you). Not ALL (gay,bi,or straight) men.

    Jane Jane

    So... I can send the guy I like to you? I'd like to know if he single or not.

    And whatever happened to AG?

    Fabio

    OMG i totally get you dan, miami and men aren't always the best put together recipe it sucks majorly. Either way if it helps i enjoyed reading this posting it made me laugh abit because i know what you mean being that i also live in miami. Anywho just wanted to say hi also and say that i use to have the biggest crush on you growing up watching you on tv, well take care and wishing you the very best.

    Cheers,
    Fabio.

    Liz

    Sorry Hunny, I like you too much to let you off the hook on this one. I have to call you on your shit. The second you find out about the "partner" that is the moment YOU need to take responsibility for your own happiness. I know you know you're never going to change them.

    mike

    unfortunately, if you've made yourself an available player to the dating game - crap like this happens. ALL the time.

    although, asking if they're single right away rather than pussy footing around and letting yourself get hurt is probably a good thing to do from here on out.

    seriously. if some hottie chats you up ... about a minute or two or so it's perfectly acceptable to smile coyly and ask if they're single. who gives a shit. if they are you'll know where you stand and if they're not ... laugh your ass off as you walk (no, run!!!) away from them.

    otherwise, these cheaters can and will sniff your ass out a mile away as someone who doesn't care whether or not they're single. and trust me ... all they're looking for is a piece of ass. nothing else.

    whether you or I gets used as a piece of ass - is our own fault. believe it or not. cheesecake or no cheesecake.

    Chad

    When can you come back to LA? I need you for a test.

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