...all the women on the plane have blond hair. With brown roots.
...all the women on the plane have haircuts that are layered in a manner meant for "volumizing" but none of them have actually styled their hair, so it all just lays there like fried bleached straw, because why would you style your hair when you're wearing a sweatshirt?
...people, upon learning you live in Miami, ask "They have a lot of Spanish people down there?"
...you eat five meals a day, through social encounters with various friends.
...you are still served I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, as a form of low-fat food.
...someone orders a pizza and asks for ranch dressing and no one questions if s/he's also getting a salad.
...your parents' neighbors ask "So, you still doing that showbusiness thing?"