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There is an employee lunch room here where I work.
And I've come to a discovery:
Whenever I see the head cook eating a meal, he only eats salad.
He never eats the food.
Yeah.
It's Cheerios and yogurt cups for me from now on.
What a terrifying discovery.
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This should help you with your diet.
Posted by: dan | July 16, 2007 at 07:29 PM
You left out an important detail - is he fat or skinny? Never trust a skinny cook!
Posted by: Scot | July 16, 2007 at 08:23 PM
Maybe he is just on a weird diet, or sick of seeing the food after he cooks it. I am not a big fan of eating what I cook, even though there is nothing wrong with it. (trying to remain optimistic)
Posted by: Molly | July 17, 2007 at 06:18 AM
I'm sure he just has extensive food allergies.
You can always eat the salad, though.
Posted by: David | July 17, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Sweet new banner pic, dude! You should be a hero on Heroes. Tomato Throwing Man! Brulee' Boy!
Posted by: Yummsh | July 17, 2007 at 10:58 AM
Yeah, I often see the cooks from my cafeteria leaving the restroom without washing their hands. It's a good thing I work in hospital.
Posted by: Joseph | July 17, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Don't worry too much! My boy is a chef at a 4-star restaurant The Broadmoor and he only eats salads at work. He get sick of his work food and only cooks the good stuff at home so we can enjoy it together.
Oh ... and he's far from skinny ;)
Posted by: Mary | July 17, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Sorry to go off-topic, but it appears you haven't yet discovered the HOTNESS that is now on CBS's new "Big Brother 8" show. There is a hot ex-football player on there named Nick who is beautiful beautiful beautiful. He is straight, but he is not above flirting with the two gay guys on the show, letting them get cozy with him and rub lotion on him... and he drops lines intended to cause housemates to wonder if he might be bisexual. So it's a great fun guessing game. And at worst it is a refreshing look at a straight hunk who is very open to getting cozy with gay guys.
Posted by: David Gantt | July 17, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Maybe he's just on a diet! Awesome banner. :D
Posted by: mary | July 17, 2007 at 10:34 PM
Low carb diet for sure. I'm almost certain of it.
Posted by: Tofer | July 18, 2007 at 08:10 PM
Is that the crazy guy Steven for Seatle all hugged up on you?
Posted by: Tofer | July 18, 2007 at 08:12 PM
Dan, I thought I commented on this on a few posts back. ANOREXIA is the key to losing weight, period!!! There are no other substitutes for weight loss. I am proof that it works over the long run. I was a big fat pig during my childhood. I tried everything to get rid of the weight and nothing worked. Then I watched this "movie of the week" about how these girls were losing weight by starving themselves and putting their fingers down their throats. Needless to say, I didn't put my finger down my throat but I did stop eating. And guess what? It worked! And I have been skinny ever since. I think that movie is now on Lifetime (the network for women). Jez, why don't people get it sometimes???
Posted by: Glenn C | July 20, 2007 at 06:00 AM