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    Darryll

    And you wonder why he talks to himself?

    jason

    I definitely want to visit!---I'm a gratious guest, AND I know what you look like first thing in the morning.
    ;-)

    Emily

    Your neighborhood sounds like way too much fun Dan! Never a boring day, and let's face it, who wants a boring day? Not me, that's for sure.

    Tofer

    Visit? Hell, I want to move there.

    Tiffany

    thanx for the compliments Dan. Even though I'm not 7ft... Well maybe after the big heels and wig but other than that. I'm average. And it was good to see you at Edison's B-day party, hope you had a blast.

    Glenn C.

    How strange that Mickey Rourke lives in a condo. Where did all the money go? I'd think he would live in a mansion in Miami. Did all of those botched plastic surgeries bleed him dry? How sad. I hope Lincoln Road isn't the real name of the street. Now you'll get stalkers trying to find you and thus more unwanted crazy people in your life.

    misscrankypants

    Wow, that's a big COCK! (Sorry, it was too easy...)

    This is the best "Who are the people in your neighborhood" story ever!

    Yummsh

    The image of the rooster riding around on the bicycle with his wings outstretched is lovely. Just lovely.

    Hephaestion

    Mickey Rourke was one of the most gorgeous men to ever live about 20 - 25 years ago... Isn't it too bad we can't all stay hot 'til the day we die?

    I always envision him having hot, semi-perverse sex in a secluded apartment... perhaps with aluminum foil all over the windows...

    Hephaestion

    I live just up the street from the White House (in DC) so here's a thought: If I send my neighbor George Bush down to Miami Beach to be your neighbor, will you send Miss Tiffany up here to bring some style and fun and sanity to the White House? Maybe SHE can finally kick Dick Cheney's and Karl Rove's arses outta the place.

    john

    Has Mickey ever hit on you? Well, probably not...apparently he has a taste for male "masseurs".
    Although, maybe all those Heinekens...he might have been trying to liquor you up....EWWWWWWWW.

    Sorry, had to go there...and since someone already got to the "big cock" joke first...well....

    desertwind

    Hi Tiffany! You're such a cutie!

    I'm a little bit jealous of your neighborhood, Dan Renzi.

    sexyr

    Hephaestion - maybe you want to start up a petition of some sort - Tiffany for President? And get it pushed through congress? You can be Tiffany's James Carville - I'll be her Stephanopolous.

    Mark

    In the mid 90's Mickey Rouke secretly put speedballs in the jug of orange juice we had on our table at a model party in Les Bain Douche in Paris. The photographer I was with collapsed on a shoot the following day and I passed out at The Eurostar terminal in Paris. People I was meeting in London thought I had fallen off the train. Nice. I wouldn't share a Heineken with him.

    lindz

    omg why is that rooster so big??!?!

    Glenn

    Everyone wants a neighbor who has a cock that talks.

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