I could swear that Sanjaya said he wanted to get Jennifer Lopez's phone number, and not "tell her husband" about it. Like, in a sexy way.

Heh.

Obviously he didn't REALLY say that. I must have had too many drinks with dinner.

But it would be funny if he did.

Sanjaya.

Jennifer Lopez.

That's a lot of woman, you know.

...and Jennifer Lopez is a lot of woman too.

What exactly would he do with her if he got her alone, I wonder?

Comments

[Jon]

Im pretty sure he did. It was awkward. He looked like a stalker with his goatee thing. Very creepy.Can someone say a restraining order?

I was dissapointed last night. I thought he was gunna come out dressed like a chiquita girl and sing copacobana or something. But now. He had to be good. What happened to the Sanjaya that I fell in love with?

[Grant]

one would assume.. re-enact music videos, try and sing lead on her songs...

[jules]

He'd probably break into "Waiting for Tonight".

[Matthew g]

Private Hula Lessons?

[Sam]

Bésame, bésame mucho ...

[jester]

I'm so disappointed in you all.

It's obvious what Sanjaya and J-Lo would do if alone together.

Put on some soft jazz, light some candles, uncork a bottle of wine,

and

braid each other's hair.

[blackbird]

I don't know.

But, anyway, I'm reading you today on K's laptop which is much nicer than mine and your picture is JUST WONDERFUL.

[racegrrli]

Sanjya just creeps me out!

[Yummsh]

Try on her shoes? Get the number of her make-up artist? LOTS and LOTS of stereotypically gay stuff, I'm sure.

That was SUCH a Mr. Hat moment. "Man, I can't wait to get me some fuckin' poontang."

[willam]

she'd dress him up as Selena and make him into a keychain. He needs to learn that just because you can grow facial hair, not everyone should.

[jesse]

They'd turn out all the lights and zap laser-pointers around the room while singing and dancing a re-enactment of the "Waiting for Tonight" video.

[John]

Jesse--yes! The scene in the canoe? They could sit in the bathtub. And then just turn on the shower for the rainforest scene.

Now I want to do it with them, how fun.

[erik]

i agree. the facial hair creeped. me. out. yikes.

[Amanda]

They'd braid each other's hair.

[Queen Lena]

They would drink wine, paint each other's nails, and watch Steel Magnolias.

[Hephaestion]

Sanjaya is at least a foot taller than Marc Anthony, J-Lo's husband. Maybe J-Lo wants to hook up with him....

[Scott]

Or maybe Marc does...

[tater]

This is American Idol conondrum.. Rabid gayboys wanting so desperately to turn the straight guys into gays (the blake and chris pic) and all they succeed in doing is turning Gay boys straight... damn... I hate when that happens..

[Hephaestion]

Sanjaya and Gaiken could do a great show together along the lines of the old "Sonny and Cher" show, with Sanjaya doing the Cher schtick and Clay being Sonny.

All ya gotta do is hire Lyle Waggoner, Harvey Korman, and the Ernest Flatt Dancers and you'd have the prototype gay show of the new millenium.

[Glenn C.]

It was a very disappointing night because the singers chose the worst songs to sing. There are tons of better songs they could have selected that are more passionate and lend themselves better to the theme, show, and singers' voices. I was wondering why nobody sang the Ricky Martin song, "Balamos" or a song by Enrique Engles. It's a stretch but how about the Marc Anthony song, "You Sang To Me"?