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  • REVIEW: COMING OUT PARTY
    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
  • HOOKING UP...
    "hooking up in the real world," hosted by coral and myself. it ended up pretty good.
  • COMING OUT PARTY
    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    Jon

    Im pretty sure he did. It was awkward. He looked like a stalker with his goatee thing. Very creepy.Can someone say a restraining order?

    I was dissapointed last night. I thought he was gunna come out dressed like a chiquita girl and sing copacobana or something. But now. He had to be good. What happened to the Sanjaya that I fell in love with?

    Grant

    one would assume.. re-enact music videos, try and sing lead on her songs...

    jules

    He'd probably break into "Waiting for Tonight".

    Matthew g

    Private Hula Lessons?

    Sam

    Bésame, bésame mucho ...

    jester

    I'm so disappointed in you all.

    It's obvious what Sanjaya and J-Lo would do if alone together.

    Put on some soft jazz, light some candles, uncork a bottle of wine,

    and

    braid each other's hair.

    blackbird

    I don't know.

    But, anyway, I'm reading you today on K's laptop which is much nicer than mine and your picture is JUST WONDERFUL.

    racegrrli

    Sanjya just creeps me out!

    Yummsh

    Try on her shoes? Get the number of her make-up artist? LOTS and LOTS of stereotypically gay stuff, I'm sure.

    That was SUCH a Mr. Hat moment. "Man, I can't wait to get me some fuckin' poontang."

    willam

    she'd dress him up as Selena and make him into a keychain. He needs to learn that just because you can grow facial hair, not everyone should.

    jesse

    They'd turn out all the lights and zap laser-pointers around the room while singing and dancing a re-enactment of the "Waiting for Tonight" video.

    John

    Jesse--yes! The scene in the canoe? They could sit in the bathtub. And then just turn on the shower for the rainforest scene.

    Now I want to do it with them, how fun.

    erik

    i agree. the facial hair creeped. me. out. yikes.

    Amanda

    They'd braid each other's hair.

    Queen Lena

    They would drink wine, paint each other's nails, and watch Steel Magnolias.

    Hephaestion

    Sanjaya is at least a foot taller than Marc Anthony, J-Lo's husband. Maybe J-Lo wants to hook up with him....

    Scott

    Or maybe Marc does...

    tater

    This is American Idol conondrum.. Rabid gayboys wanting so desperately to turn the straight guys into gays (the blake and chris pic) and all they succeed in doing is turning Gay boys straight... damn... I hate when that happens..

    Hephaestion

    Sanjaya and Gaiken could do a great show together along the lines of the old "Sonny and Cher" show, with Sanjaya doing the Cher schtick and Clay being Sonny.

    All ya gotta do is hire Lyle Waggoner, Harvey Korman, and the Ernest Flatt Dancers and you'd have the prototype gay show of the new millenium.

    Glenn C.

    It was a very disappointing night because the singers chose the worst songs to sing. There are tons of better songs they could have selected that are more passionate and lend themselves better to the theme, show, and singers' voices. I was wondering why nobody sang the Ricky Martin song, "Balamos" or a song by Enrique Engles. It's a stretch but how about the Marc Anthony song, "You Sang To Me"?

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