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    sfoguy

    Dan - did you grow a vagina? or two?

    August

    That's just so cute that you're all nervous & stuff, practicing what you're going to say, etc.

    Btw, SFOguy, Dan has a mangina, just like you or me, lol!

    SFOGUY

    My mangina would never serve peas

    amanda

    Dan, you are adorable! I would be flattered if the person I was with got all nervous and flustered in the beginning. I think that makes for a lovely courtship.
    But the peas...nothing lovely about those.

    dan

    I LOVE peas. And please let it be known these are gourmet expensive fancy peas, with spices and other vegetables and stuff in them. They're delicious.

    And I pulled them out of the bag with the explanation of "I realize this is dorky, but I love them." So I guess I was setting myself up for failure.

    misscrankypants

    How can you NOT like peas? What's not to like?

    Sounds like a fun time in the courtship! Enjoy it!

    jim

    Anyone ever worked on a peaviner? That's the big hideous machine that harvest all thsoe lovely little peas.

    I have not worked a pea field. (but when being harvested, they really smell bad)

    My sister dated a guy who had worked a pea field.

    He hated peas.

    sexyr

    I was just thinking this morning that any adult who doesn't like any ordinary food to eat is not an adult at all and completely un-date-able. I had an ex who didn't like onions and I should have been left after our first dinner.

    Yummsh

    Dan, any man that doesn't have a side of him that's a giggly little insecure 12-year-old girl isn't a man at all. You're not alone.

    Kryss

    I actually read this while eating peas that had been made before I clicked onto this site... clearly, we're soul mates and I'm just accidentally the wrong gender! damnit!

    Jennifer

    Aww. I like your terminology.

    *crosses fingers for this one to go well*

    D.Stephen Heersink

    I like giddy, and those who are "moved" by one special prospect for indefinite periods of fireworks, whistles, and bells.

    On the other hand, don't "script" life, live it! Don't "checklist" assets/liabilities on the ledger of approved/unapproved.

    But "emotions" are the root of all meaning in our lives. To have a meaningful life requires an emotional response, and an emotional investment. Let giddy, life, and meaning ROAR!

    Chris Tuttle

    How about HIM = Hopefully Boyfriend Material.

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