The time: around 7 PM.
Mr. Neighbor is standing, literally, in the middle of the street.
(deep breath, then shouting) OH, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I'm fine thanks, how are you?
I AM WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY?
Yes it is. What are you doing in the middle of the street?
I AM WAITING TO GET PICKED UP.
But would you like to wait for them here on the sidewalk?
WHY WOULD I WAIT THERE? CARS DON'T DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK.
This is true. Okay. Just be careful, and don't get run over by any cars.
(pauses)OF COURSE I WON'T GET RUN OVER. I'M NOT CRAZY.