Heidi Klum is going to kill us all

Why am I so disturbed by this?

(click picture)

I find it spooky.

Like scary puppets spooky.

Perhaps it's her dead expression while she sings with the creepy little girl voice. Hearing this song, I'm ready for her to take out a knife and slice me to pieces.

Listening to Heidi Klum sing makes me think bad things are going to happen.

That's probably not her intent.

Comments

[Joe]

Since when did Christmas music need a techno beat? The song also reminds me of song by Bill Nighy in Love Actually.

[kristin]

Yeah, the Project RunGay blog posted this a couple days ago and they were all, "Hey, it's not so bad."

Um... What??

[jim]

I love it.

I must have it.

I've sent the video to everyone I know.

I'm also an evil genius plotting to take over the world...

[blackbird]

I
couldn't
get
through
it.
It
hurt
me.

[Rachel]

um...wow

[Liz]

Her song is creepy Dan yes, but how about THIS....*shudders*

http://www.urbanaddiction.com/archives/000947.html

[Emily]

I found it more annoying rather than creepy...so annoying i couldn't get through it.

[Randy]

I was actually surprised that her voice was soft and pretty(ish). I thought it was going to be much worse. of course, it's so sacharine sweet, I wanted to gouge my eyes out with forks, but she's German, she might not know better.

[johnO]

OK, I'll say it...apparently Seal has placenta-goggles on.

[johnO]

Tee hee. Just kidding. My love for Heidi transcends...

[Joan]

I had a true WTF moment watching it. Got past her voice and techno-80's music (WHAM where are you?!) but the video looping? And the little toddler with her pacifier? Huh????

[Joan]

Unfortunately, it will find its way into heavy rotation on all the Christmas-songs-only stations. And be requested, to boot.

[Joel Griffith]

The video appears to have been storyboarded by commitee. Her voice is no worse than Emma Bunton (Baby Spice), In fact Alison Goldfrapp better be scared that she could be replaced by Frau Klum...

[Shnugi]

It wasn't that bad. I mean you could tell her voice was edited, but I mean I'd perfer her singing to quite a few other celebs.

[desertwind]

A commenter on RunGay said this was for a commercial airing only in Germany.

Ha! christmas songs! Have you heard the dirge the Beatles did for their last fan-club-only Christmas single? Over and over: "Christmas time is here again. Christmas time is here again" -- (key change) -- "Christmas time is here again. Christmas time is here again." Ad nauseum. It's great!

[Glenn C.]

So she was so bored that she had to find another way to spend her time besides making babies. Maybe Seal put salt peter in her coffee.

There should be laws against this type of thing. Could it go under disturbing the peace or assault with intent to kill???

[Patrick]

With so many beautiful German traditional Christmas carols out there, why didn't Heidi sing in her native language?

That said, I kind of liked it. I think commercially-manufactured carols have their place. I can see myself singing along with, "Wonderland, wonderland, shooting stars, jingle bells!" at midnight on Christmas Eve as it plays over the loudspeakers in K-Mart.

[jim]

Well, I've taken it to my bosom.

I've even begun choregraphing my drag act for this song.

Whenever she says "Wonderland, wonderland" I point to my crotch.

"Shining Stars" is where I turn around and flip up the skirt of my dierndle to reveal the stars on my panties.

And "Jingle Bells" are all over my bust, so I just shake my ta-ta's for that part.

I'm gonna make so many tips!

[Hephaestion]

I thought Heidi was fine. She sings well. It was the song that sucked beyond belief.

Heidi good. Song terrible.

[sarah o.]

Heidi sounds like Olivia Newton-John helped by pitch perfecting technology.

Couldn't the studio find some soul-infusing software?

[fase]

She would make the perfect house alarm. She can make dogs howl.