Emails from Mr. M
10:13 AM: Mr. M: "Hey, how are you? Are you around today? I'll be in your neighborhood. I want to see you."
10:35 AM: danrenzi: "I'm at work, I can't get out right now. But I will be free at about 7:30. Do you have time for dinner?"
10:50 AM: Mr. M: "No, I can't, I have to get ready for an early flight tomorrow, going to ___ for a few days. I come back Sunday. Damn, I wish I could see you today. Do you remember the phrase I taught you in Spanish?"
11:03 AM: danrenzi: "Call me when you get back in town, I can pick you up from the airport. And yes, it's 'Me gusta como acaricias.' "
11:30 AM: Mr. M: "Muy bueno, bonito. I wish I could fly back early, spend some time on Sunday...but I'll be able to call you next week. I really want to see you."
Married.
Oh, Dan, yes, he's definitely married. I kinda was trying to hold onto a little hope for you from the start, but... uh uh. This seals the deal.
There is some cute boy out there who's 100% gay with no doubts about it and will treat you the way you ought to be treated and go out to dinner with you whenever you want, darn it. I know he's out there somewhere!! Even if Mr. Married wasn't married (which he is), I just don't get the vibe that Mr. M. would really be marriage material for YOUR pending nuptials anyhow.
I try not to not be too judgmental from afar via the 'Net, but usually when you write about someone you're interested in, I either get the "oh, he sounds like he might be a good one" vibe or the "ehhhh" vibe. Can't help it, had the "ehhhh" vibe on this one from the start. Sorry, hon.
Posted by: Lynnster | December 14, 2006 at 05:47 AM
Definitely married...
NEXT!!!
;-)
Posted by: Kamasutra Jones | December 14, 2006 at 06:46 AM
Married and stupid if he thinks he's really hiding it. She's probably screwing the pool boy though.
Posted by: Addison | December 14, 2006 at 06:51 AM
You like how he strokes?
Posted by: Meegan | December 14, 2006 at 07:10 AM
"I like how you tickle"! He scratches my back really light.
Stroke.
Dirty bird.
Posted by: dan | December 14, 2006 at 07:13 AM
This can't end well.
Posted by: STAYAWAY | December 14, 2006 at 07:53 AM
Oh! Hee hee....
That is what you get for growing up in SoFla and thinking you understand Spanish!
Posted by: Meegan | December 14, 2006 at 08:53 AM
Oh dear.
Posted by: David | December 14, 2006 at 09:07 AM
dannnnypieeee, next time you're with him check out his hands...see if there's a tan line on the ring finger.
Posted by: s | December 14, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Just ASK HIM already?
This could all be some subconscious effort to sabotage a perfectly promising relationship.
Plus, I just wanna know...
Posted by: Chad A | December 14, 2006 at 09:27 AM
you should black mail him. were gonna see you all over perezhilton
Posted by: Jose Romero | December 14, 2006 at 10:02 AM
Wait, I thought you grew up in Kansas?
According to Babelfish, it's "I like how you caress." :)
Posted by: Chris | December 14, 2006 at 01:04 PM
No...I grew up in South Florida! I do believe Dan is from Kansas.
I'm the one who can't understand Spanish! Doh!
Posted by: Meegan | December 14, 2006 at 01:27 PM
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
I love it
On the other hand, asking him might be a good idea.
You should learn to ask it in Spanish!!!
Posted by: Leo | December 15, 2006 at 04:14 AM
maybe's he's just got a boyfriend.
Posted by: willam | December 15, 2006 at 01:08 PM
Hot.
Posted by: Charlie | December 15, 2006 at 02:58 PM
The wife might be doing the pool GIRL... Ya never know.
Posted by: Erica aka GroovyYaYa | December 17, 2006 at 01:24 AM