I am the #9 Google hit for "I'm a dork."
Google it yourself.
That's me. There I am.
I'm even beating web sites with the word "dork" in the URL! Wow. That's hard to do.
...and I wonder why I'm ranked so high, as I type sentences like I'M EVEN BEATING WEB SITES WITH THE WORD "DORK" IN THE URL! Hmm. Maybe that has something to do with it.
I'm never going to get married.
Please excuse me, I have to go put my head in the oven and roast myself.