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    Adrienne

    Not to be a complete snot but -- I think you want the word "pedestrian" rather than "pedantic" in the above...

    Otherwise, lovely description.

    Lynnster

    Absolutely adorable.

    dan

    Adrienne: changed! Thanks.

    desertwind

    I wonder if he prowls at midnight to sneak away from his care-giver? God bless the old goat.

    Marc

    I think its admirable that he's able to enjoy himself so much, even if its all in his head. I know I've had many occasions where I'd have been better off if I'd have been able to do that.

    Terry

    Great story. You should canvass your readers for their own crazy neighbor stories. I've got some doozies - neighbors and stories.

    johnO

    I liked the idea of him inviting all his lady friends over and getting his dusty groove on.

    I once worked at a company out in NY (Long Island) and there was this ancient security guard. I smoke so I'd go out often and chat with the guy. He had some younger girlfriend (she in her 60s) but he had a cheating heart. He regaled me with stories of his player days, and I liked to believe the stories. He apparently still played. I miss Mr. Waverly, god bless the old philanderer!

    John

    johnO

    Oh, by the way, it finally happened at Atomic Tumor, and it's all been so riveting and amazing. AT should be in the blogging hall of fame.

    Glenn C.

    I have this guy in my building who likes to jog at 4am every night. He must weight 380lbs and is so noisy!!! It sounds like he is pounding on the carpet in the hallway as he does his nightly routine. I don't know why others haven't complained. I can't even open up a can of tuna without having security pay me a call.

    pinky

    your neighbor sounds adorable. i would gladly trade the nightly swooshing for my far-too-amorous upstairs neighbors. i'm all for sex, but loud (like a dog dying) sex several times a day really starts to grate on my nerves! i think he might be killing her! :) hugs, pinky

    Liberal Texas Democrat

    Adding to the reservoir of life experience, this life member of the DAV, though wounded in 69, didn't start dragging his left foot until he got in the way of a bar fight in 2000 and his leg got smashed. But if it means we'll play I'll tell ya it was the war.

    Glenn C.

    Dan, I saw you doing a Denver Real World sneak peek on TV the other day. But whatever happened to the preshow that you said you did a few months ago? I thought you would be discussing the new season with cast members from previous seasons. I saw a preshow with Tyler and Paula from Key West. Where is Dan's full length show???

    Kamasutra Jones

    Why did I think the pretty ladies down on Lincoln Road were going to be drag queens? Shame on me...

    Hephaestion

    I love your neighbor. I think it shows a person's true heart when they choose to lie in a positive way (I bought some drinks for the ladies) instead of a negative way (those people over there are no good I tell you, no good!).

    I'd take him some Thanksgiving cookies. He may not be offered gifts very often, and it could be a blessing to him.

    adult pleasures

    What?! Well dont wanna have sex for with a delicious neighborhood. Just remember safe sex.

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