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    J Koo

    *Sound Price is Right losing horns*

    erik

    eww. that's just gross.

    Dean

    You know he thinks he's clever. But we must applaud him for living the cliche.

    Jose

    how big WAS he!

    Dean

    You know he thinks he's clever. BUt we must applaud him for living the cliche.

    Dan

    Did you happen to get his number????

    David

    I must confess that if he was cute and I'd had a few drinks, I'd giggle and take him up on it.

    amanda

    Nothing is as bad as a guy coming up to you and saying, "Hey baby, want to lick my mail?" I still have no idea what that means.

    Marc

    Oh my. I can hardly believe that someone would actually say. Wow.

    Mikey

    You're 6'3"? Hot.

    Kelly

    YUCK!

    Run away from people like that!

    Jane Jane

    Ummm... seriously?

    Kryss

    my best was when I worked 3rd shift at steak n shake and the guy ordered a platter, specifically telling me that he was ordering the baked beans so he could "serenade me later since you know they call 'em 'the musical fruit' for a reason"

    wow.

    Carly

    I'm dying to know what you said to that.

    Jeff

    I'm almost embarassed to say that would have so worked with me...

    Glenn C

    I never got pick up lines when I was going to gay bars. The most creative thing the guys would say is "You want to go back to my place?". Though when the show "Friends" became popular guys started to tell me I looked like Mat LeBlanc. No, it's true. The first couple of times I thought it was a pick up line but then I began to see what they were seeing.

    Coy

    yeah, I would have laughed at that and probably thought it was cute unless he was snarky looking.

    The Aitch

    That's well, how do I say this?

    They gayest line I ever heard.

    Shojua

    Oh my Kreest, tell me that did not actually happen? No, no, I refuse to believe one of my kind would be so blase and base all in one breath.

    Another Dan

    If he was more cleverly sleazy, he'd have said something like: "Let me show you how tall I am when laying on my back" .. hehe

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