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    Jennifer

    Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!

    amanda

    That is the funniest story ever! I am ging to remember that if one of those poles shoudl ever enter my life. So funny.

    eek

    Oh yeah, happy birthday to him! Excellent story, and quite the cautionary tale - let's leave this kind of work to the pros, with their fancy bolted-in-place poles.

    Chad

    That was priceless! And will serve as a reminder to me to stay off poles and bars. For a while.

    Jayne

    Forgive the typos as I have tears in my eyes and can't touch type for shit. Can't...stop...laughing. HONEY! Baaahahahaha!

    Dan, bless your soul. You are so sweet for giving the pole a shot! And SO brave! Thanks for sharing this story...it cracked me up!

    erik

    i really didn't see that coming at all! that sounds like something that would only happen to me!

    johnO

    Cautionary tale indeed! That is hilarious. I am sure he feels you completed the birthday wish. It's the attempt that counts!

    vince

    BAHAHAHA. your misery and embarrassment made my day. thank you. :-P

    kathy

    Oh Dan.
    I always say this, but I love you so.

    Beth

    So...what happened next? Or should I ask that?

    willam

    oh wow. those silver shorts coulda maybe got some more use other than the garage sale

    Liz

    This is something that would TOTALLY happen to me Dan! HEHE! Your a good friend.

    Suzi

    OMFG that was the BEST story EVER!!! I think you are so great for trying it!! You're a great guy ya know that? I hope you're ok & didn't hurt yourself too bad!

    Kryss

    I can't imagine I was the only one who said, "oh no" outloud as I read!

    As someone who grew up around scrimshaw (bonus for knowing what it's called), I hope it wasn't damaged!

    Now, you gotta tell us what came after that... did he get mad? did you make it up to him? did it cost a fortune to fix the damage?

    desertwind

    Your friend sounds like a very nice man.

    Chad A

    Good on you for having a go! I wouldn't have even had the guts to try.

    Chad A

    PS - he sounds like a keeper...

    john

    And I thought that kinda shit only happened to me!! You have made my day Dan!!!

    nickelback78

    i loved this post! i haven't been here in a while & man my sides hurt! The pole lol! omg pmsl!

    christine

    I just like that you used the word scrimshaw.

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