I was asked to answer some questions for a local gay bar magazine here in Miami, to publicize my big fancy birthday party. FYI: we're having this party because I bartend once a week at this place. I'm not making any money off of it or anything. It's just a really fun night, I love working there, and we thought it would be fun to have a big trashy evening. So I said I would do the interview, if I got to poke fun at myself a little and not take things too seriously. Although I am extremely serious about presents, I hope you've bought one for me.
And then I got the questions--one of which was:
"Do you think any Reality TV person is automatically regulated to the celebrity D-List?"
This is what it's like to be me. How nice! Excuse me while I go shoot myself in the head.
I didn't answer them for the magazine, but I'll answer them here. Read below: