You have one new message
"Hey man, it's me, just seeing what you're up to. Gimme a call back. Lata."
~~~
(a few days later...)
You have one new message
"Hey it's me, where you at bro? You gonna be home tonight? Call me."
~~~
(the next day...)
(calls again, doesn't leave a message.)
~~~
(the day after that...)
(calls again, doesn't leave a message.)
~~~
(a few days later...)
(calls again.)
(alright, fine, might as well talk to him.)
Hello?
"Hey."
Hi.
"Where you been?"
I've been here.
"I called you a couple of times."
Really?
"Yeah, why didn't you call me back?"
Oh, sorry.
"What's wrong?"
Nothing.
"Really?"
Why?
"Because all of the sudden you're not calling me back."
No reason.
"Oh."
(pause)
"Are you sure?"
Totally.
"Okay."
(pause)
"I think you're lying."
I'm not.
"You're a liar."
I am not!
"You are."
Like you have any room to talk.
"I'm not a liar."
I think your girlfriend would disagree.
(pause)
"What?"
Nothing.
"So that's what this is about."
What is what about?
"I don't have a girlfriend."
(pause)
Really?
"No."
What happened to her?
"I don't call her anymore."
Ah.
"She was just some girl, we went out a few times, that was it."
Okay.
"Why, you jealous?"
Why, do you want me to be?
(pause)
"You can be whatever you want."
I know.
"And I don't know why I'm explaining myself to you anyway."
(pause)
Where are you?
"In my car."
Going where?
"To your house, but now I'm turning around."
(stomach drops)
Why?
"Because you're pissed and I don't need the drama."
I'm not pissed.
"Then I'm pissed."
About what?
"That you were blowing me off."
I wasn't.
"Yeah you were."
(I was.)
(pause)
I wasn't blowing you off, I just don't do the whole "I've got a girlfriend" thing.
"Neither do I."
(I could say something here, but I'll drop it.)
Okay.
"Okay."
(pause)
"Fuck."
What?
"I almost ran over somebody."
How?
"Turning back around again to come over to your place."
Oh really?
"Yeah."
I'm busy.
"See? You're a liar."
How long until you get here?
"Ten minutes."
best entry yet. really did make me laugh out loud.
Posted by: brian | April 20, 2006 at 03:48 PM
The whole point of fuck buddies is that they aren't supposed to be whiney bitches. That's what boyfriends are for.
Posted by: Ryan | April 20, 2006 at 04:10 PM
That makes my head hurt. Why not just be clear on the boundaries of the relationship are and then stick to them?
Oh, wait...I forgot, we're gay men. nevermind, lol
Posted by: Addison | April 20, 2006 at 04:18 PM
i love the anticipation going on during the whole conversation. like you know your going to get some, or are you?
Posted by: koolaupoko48 | April 20, 2006 at 06:33 PM
I think I much prefer reading about this than living it myself. Despite the obvious benefits.
Posted by: David | April 21, 2006 at 07:28 AM
I love the fact that you're having a lover's spat with him and you still don't know his name. Did he never shower at your place? I would have been searching his wallet for ID. Or making my roommate introduce himself, and say "and your name is...?"
Posted by: Patrick | April 21, 2006 at 07:40 AM
UGH!! i love the AG stories.. i always them to continue on!!
haha
Posted by: brett | April 21, 2006 at 08:28 AM
Please please post his name! So how will this work now since you've moved to Florida? Think he'll still call?
Posted by: Leonard | April 21, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Yeah, definitely sounds like this one crossed the line from fuck buddy to major drama. Those are the ones to stay away from.
Posted by: Marc | April 21, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Oh! The Life of a Gay Man!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Now that I'm single, I WANT AN AG!!!
...of course that'll never happen, because I always pick "the jerks"!
That's it!!! I'm moving to a college town!!!
Posted by: Bernie | April 21, 2006 at 05:50 PM
AG sounds like Trouble with a capital T. But gather ye rosebuds while ye may...
Posted by: Lucinda | April 21, 2006 at 06:14 PM
I love you. If i were a gay guy (im not) and i live where ever you live (i probably dont) i would totally do you. Or be your best friend.
Posted by: Lexy | April 23, 2006 at 07:22 PM
did you ever figure out his name?
Posted by: Kristen | April 24, 2006 at 07:00 AM
i still don't trust him.
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