(ring)
Hello?
"Hey."
What are you doing?
"What are YOU doing?"
Lying in bed.
"How come?"
Because it's 2 in the morning.
"So?"
So I'm tired.
"Hey, man, stay up late, things happen."
What are you doing calling me so late?
"Why did you answer your phone?"
(pause)
"Dude I'm fucked up."
I can tell.
"My buddy had his going away party, and we smoked."
That sounds fun.
"Yeah."
(pause)
"Are you alone?"
No.
"Yes you are."
My wife is right here, sleeping.
"Liar."
(whisper) I have to be quiet or I'll wake her up.
"You're a liar."
Why do you want to know?
"I'm coming over."
Now?
"Yeah."
You shouldn't drive.
"I already am."
(Later, we were lying in bed. I had ended up sideways, with my legs across his chest, and his fingers ran up and down them with the gentlest touch. Tickle, tickle, tickle.)
"What's this scar from?"
Running track.
"What'd you do?"
I tripped over a hurdle.
"That sucks."
Yeah.
"Did you play many sports in school?"
Just track.
"That's cool."
I was alright.
"I played baseball all through school."
Did you?
"Yeah. I was gonna play in college but I fucked up my knee."
Oh.
"But I was pretty good."
Really?
"Yeah."
(pause)
"How much sex do you have?"
(!?!) What?
"How many guys do you hook up with?"
Why?
"Just wondering."
Oh. (pause) Do you want me to be nice or honest?
"Both."
Nice...hardly ever. Honest...lately there's been one other guy.
"Who?"
No one. Just this friend of mine from LA.
"When did that happen?"
He came in town a while ago for something. We dated when I lived out there.
"Oh, cool."
How about you?
"What?"
How many people have you hooked up with?
"Just you."
Really?
"Yeah." (pause) "Yeah, since the last time with you, there's been nobody."
Oh.
"Whatever, it's cool."
(His hand got firmer, as it ran further up my leg. He bent over, kissed me on my belly.) "So I got a lot of time to make up for."
Be careful, I'm an old man, I can't keep up with you.
"I know, I like it." He kissed me again. "I like that you're older than me."
That's good.
(And then he sat up, reached over to the nightstand, and opened the drawer.) "But if you're gonna hang with me, you still got to keep up."
the nightstand drawer huh? i keep my bible in there too.
Posted by: willam | March 29, 2006 at 12:59 AM
Bible? I keep lube and condoms in mine.
Posted by: Joseph | March 29, 2006 at 01:44 AM
I've got condoms, lube, headphones (don't ask), blank CDs, a pile of bookmarks and a deck of playing cards. That explains why i don't have interesting stories about my bed to post...
Posted by: Chad | March 29, 2006 at 04:57 AM
ahhh... the numbers game.
Posted by: Alpha Female | March 29, 2006 at 05:57 AM
I don't even have a nightstand. sigh. :)
Posted by: rudy | March 29, 2006 at 06:17 AM
ah you go so well with a cup of tea.
Posted by: tracy | March 29, 2006 at 07:46 AM
gross
Posted by: Marilyn | March 29, 2006 at 08:49 AM
Oh those kids and their crazy ideas.
Posted by: David | March 29, 2006 at 09:17 AM
I wish I had an AG that I could lay with in bed, you need to post more about this late night rendezvous!
Posted by: Leah | March 29, 2006 at 09:20 AM
Was it Corey? Your ex from La? I'm just trying to put two and two together..lol
BTW i remember seeing you two in a photo shoot for XY magazine. Your sooooo much cuter BTW...does Corey make you a cum dumster like AG?
Posted by: Dylan | March 29, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Talking in bed...interesting!!!
I want an AG!!! All I get are the liars, the cheats, the jerks, the "Don't touch me here, noone knows..." type guys...
Oh...I have all my porn stashed in my night stand...
Great life, Dan...thanks for letting us in!
Posted by: Bernie | March 29, 2006 at 10:20 AM
OK, this sounds so familiar. I bet I can sum this guy up pretty quick:
1) Closeted, and likes it. Thinks of himself as 'being mysterious.' Not a terrible thing, he's young and finally exploring away from scrutiny of his family. Natural.
2) Is extra hot in bed. He wants to make you happy (cuz he's kind of needy...foreshadow. Also, trying to own his 'mysteriousness.') and he's not happy unless he makes you cum 3 times for every 1 of his (assuming he's not TOO inexperienced). Awesome!
3) You'll have a hard time getting rid of him if you need to because he'll mildly stalk you. But then, why dump him???
Posted by: johnO | March 29, 2006 at 10:42 AM
You have created a new addict. I just can't seem to get enough of your blog postings!
Posted by: Jonathan Chang ~ Socialite Extraordinaire | March 29, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Its nice when you finally get them to the point where they can be upfront about what they want and semi-comfortable with it. Not exactly relationship time, but sometimes there are some really great moments (beyond the sex, that is).
Posted by: Marc | March 29, 2006 at 11:02 AM
he's married? You slut!
Posted by: The Aitch | March 29, 2006 at 02:04 PM
I find interesting the comments, from men vs women, on the various topics.
Gross??!!
Posted by: Iconoclast | March 29, 2006 at 05:22 PM
OBTW, at this point, have you learned his name????
Posted by: Iconoclast | March 29, 2006 at 05:34 PM
These entries get better & better
Posted by: Grant | March 29, 2006 at 06:06 PM
I am SO loving reading about your exploits! Keep the posts coming!
Posted by: Beth | March 29, 2006 at 07:30 PM
marc, no he's not married. it was dan who said that.
get it? i'm beginning to wonder about some of dan's fans. for instance, the ones who didn't get it was dan posting project runway reviews. not his brother.
so strange. everyone realized dan has a great sense of humor. yet, some of you come up with the strangest replies.
oh, the strangest was after dan posted about the "fire" his mom thought was going on at the house. someone said, "whew, good thing it was not a real fire" (or something like that).
all i can say, is "duh, you aren't even getting the point of the story". it was all about the lv.
Posted by: duh | March 29, 2006 at 08:36 PM