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    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
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    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    Dub C

    *eyebrow raise* and why do they get thrown away?

    i'm so impatient. i want part 2, like, five minutes ago.

    Alpha Female

    god, i love this story, i would like to think that everyone has their own "austin guy." i know i do. i keep him in my phone under the company he works for. there isn't much talking - there doesn't need to be.

    Dino Foxx

    I save guys I meet at clubs by what they were wearing. When I used to bartend, I got really used to forgetting everyone's name. Baby, Papa, Darlin', Chulo and Mama were the only five names I could seem to remember so I named everyone by those names.

    Stephanie

    Does Austin guy know you are moving? You definitely need to be on the look out for Miami Guy. Ask him who his parents named him after.

    Actually, sometimes it's better not to know their names, right?? :)

    Marc

    I refer to mine as HockeyBeef. He's more direct than yours. Sadly, he's moved to Florida, but should be back in town for the summer.

    sossyf

    Ilike the beginning of the story -- nice teaser -- when does it stop being a tease?

    RED

    mine were mostly "black chevy" or "green suzuki samurai"

    i would only remember them when they drove away.

    ethan

    nice. like the writing man.

    erik

    it's so easy to learn his name, dan! next time he calls, pretend you have bad reception and ask who it is! then say, "oh, weird, it came up as unknown on my phone!"

    Sal

    We want pictures...at least shirtless...

    Deb_LA

    http://santinorice.com/

    You have seen this, have you not?

    James Leahy

    My name is James. Next time you can hollar it...um...was that weird?

    rio

    i do heart stories... especially naughty ones about younger boys...hopefully thats the turn youre about to take with this one.

    Mary

    My "Austin Guy" got married! :(
    I'm in need of a new one!! :)

    Jess

    Good start to the story. I suppose the direction it takes isn't likely to be too much of a surprise, but I'm still looking forward to it. (Or is there a surprise?) :)

    Addison

    My Austin Guy was the 18 y/o pizza delivery boy/quarterback when I was single. He was 18, toned, and bottom. I was 27, the only tone I had was when I picked up the phone, and top. So much fun, always late night when he showed up, always little talking, when I was young....now I'm 30 and heading for the nursing home (lol). Memoriiiiiiiiies light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiind.....

    hope

    dan, here's what you do, get his wallet while he's sleeping and read his license. :)

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