The Project Runway recap is coming. It will be posted later today. My little brother got kicked in the face while at cheerleading practice and it's hard to type with ice on his face.
Please tune in later. Until then, please examine the following picture and create a caption. The best caption receives a prize.
UPDATE: Here it is--the recap is done. Voila'.
Oh, Dan, Dan, Dan.... It's just too easy. Ok, here goes:
They were right after all - I AM a dick.
Or conversely:
I thought Kara was going to snip off FRANCO'S pee-pee!
Posted by: Cheryl | February 17, 2006 at 12:15 AM
"Make it work?" I am TRYING...
Posted by: Joe | February 17, 2006 at 05:31 AM
Inspired by Tim's glowing praise for his concept, Santino furiously makes last minute adjustments to his beadazzle-adorned cockring during last week's "Fetish Party" episode.
Posted by: billy | February 17, 2006 at 05:40 AM
"I know it is in there somewhere!"
Posted by: Jen | February 17, 2006 at 05:58 AM
"Don't let the bad bad man come here again"
Posted by: Michael | February 17, 2006 at 06:05 AM
"You can't polish a turd, but I'll be damned if I didn't try".
Posted by: Christina | February 17, 2006 at 06:27 AM
"I'm almost there... just one more minute.... one more minute."
Posted by: Troy | February 17, 2006 at 06:44 AM
I know I put my keys somewhere.
Posted by: Ted | February 17, 2006 at 06:44 AM
"What happened to Andrae?"
Posted by: Ms. Pants | February 17, 2006 at 06:49 AM
"Don't worry about it big boy, those others don't stand a chance. It's just you and me out there, Pedro!"
Oh P.S> your brother got kicked in the face? ouch. That's terrible.
Posted by: rudy! | February 17, 2006 at 06:50 AM
"oooh tim, oooh-oh tim"
Posted by: Ceece | February 17, 2006 at 06:52 AM
"that croatian ball sure didn't turn out the way i expected."
Posted by: shifty | February 17, 2006 at 06:57 AM
While contemplating his latest design, Santino tries to figure out the best way to kiss his own ass, again.
Posted by: Dan | February 17, 2006 at 07:00 AM
How did I sink to this? How did my hair get so greasy?
Posted by: Steven | February 17, 2006 at 07:05 AM
OHM... OHM... Boy I could use some Red Lobster about now.
Posted by: mediaguy74 | February 17, 2006 at 07:19 AM
I know my next design must be up there somewhere!
Posted by: Tim | February 17, 2006 at 07:22 AM
oh my, when they showed that on the television, my roommate and i both looked at each other and said, "what the hell was that?"
i'm not creative enough to come up with a good caption for this, so i won't even try.
Posted by: erik | February 17, 2006 at 07:24 AM
Okay, I've got the peanut butter, now where's that little, toothless dog?
Posted by: James Williams | February 17, 2006 at 07:59 AM
"a little to the left"
Posted by: Bill | February 17, 2006 at 08:15 AM
In this week's challenge sonsored by vaseline, Santino goes too far yet again, using it as hair gel and for OTHER purposes...make it work!!!
Posted by: Ben | February 17, 2006 at 08:34 AM
"I knew a snip of that gold fabric would make my Little Santino shine!"
Posted by: Lori | February 17, 2006 at 08:45 AM
Come out, come out wherever you are....
Posted by: Brigitte | February 17, 2006 at 09:24 AM
" hmmmm if i wear the heels with this outfit my legs will look super lean, what-ever i am God"
Posted by: rio | February 17, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Man, Daniel V's toothbrush feels good caressing my balls.
Posted by: mary | February 17, 2006 at 09:38 AM
"Needs more paillettes"
Posted by: Jen | February 17, 2006 at 09:38 AM