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    Stefanie

    I get the same thing... can you imagine when you are that old?

    Stefanie

    Ha ha, I'm totally first... that's awesome!

    RED

    i can't help but laugh, but that's so sad...

    Sean fromt St. Louis

    Dear Dan, just curious. What do you think of perezhilton.com? Is it legitimate?

    Kel

    Just tell her to email you. My 89 year old grandmother loves her email. (Her homepage is the vatican website.)

    Kel

    Just tell her to email you. My 89 year old grandmother loves her email. (Her homepage is the vatican website.)

    Rich

    Dear Dan, can you recommend me a good car insurance company? Also, what brand of butter do you use?

    Dan

    My grandmother still made 'person to person' long distance calls until she died in 1999. If you don't know what these calls are, they originated in the 1940s when operators still connectd every call - they would call a location and not start charging until that person got on the line...

    Amanda

    It's so difficult for some older people to grasp modern technology.

    Coral

    Reminds me of the conversations with my grandma:

    me - "Hi grandma, how are you?
    gramma - "WHAT?!?!"
    me - "...I said HI, HOW ARE YOU"
    gramma - "WHAT DID YOU SAY HONEY?"
    me - "HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?"
    gramma - "NO, I'M NOT FALLING DOWN, I'm SITTING DOWN, HOW ARE YOU?"
    me - "I'm good gramma"
    gramma - "WHAT?"

    Imagine that for half an hour per person...for 6 people...definitely interesting...;)

    I love my titus...

    Erica

    You all are making me miss all 4 of my grandparents... at least she knows your name still.

    When my granddad was in the home and couldn't hear the upper tones very well, so I stumbled upon the secret. I would lower my voice, talk like a baritone guy as much as possible, and he could hear me. I got some really strange looks from the nursing assistants who would walk by, but it put a smile on Gramps' face, so it was worth the sore throat.

    Kel, I'm very impressed with your grandmother. My granddad used to make me type out the emails he dictated (his email was actually through my computer and my account). She actually does her own, and uses websites! (Although the current pope scares the crap out of me)

    Stefanie

    Dear Dan,

    You seem like the sort of guy to be concerned about dental hygiene. What sort of toothbrush do you use? And do you brush your teeth in the shower or in the sink?

    Interested people would like to know.

    Patrick

    oh, you really should get a cell phone

    Kel

    Erica - My Grandmother's emails are usually timed at like 3 and 4 in the morning, I'm wondering if she's looking up porn and the Vatican website is a cover.

    Stefanie - Dan uses Sprakle-Bright toothpaste, the same kind Star Jones uses. It has diamond dust mixed in it and you can get it at Saks, Neimen's and Bergdorfs.

    jjd

    can we call you danny too? it sounds so cute, like monkeys hugging puppies.

    David

    Isn't circular logic awesome!

    Your grandma sounds very sweet.

    erik

    ummm, it's 1:38 PM on Thursday, January 12th. I missed Project Runway last night, and I keep hitting refresh on your site because I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

    blackbird

    our Grammy calls and says - Is K there? He called me.
    and I say - No Grammy, K is in Africa, on a business trip...are you sure he called you?
    and she says - Well, I heard his voice on my answering machine.
    and I say - That's because he made the tape for you Grammy!

    kel

    I LOVE monkeys hugging puppies.

    Erik go to Television without pity for a full recap.

    Stefanie

    I appreciate the response about the toothpaste, that is interesting. But I want to know what kind of toothBRUSH he uses. Dental hygiene is important, and good looking people respect dental hygiene. It's proven..

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