"Danny, I never hear from you anymore."
I called you last week. But you didn't call me back.
"I never know where to call you."
I've had the same phone number for five years.
"But you move around so much!"
I have a cell phone.
"Oh, I don't have a cell phone."
You don't need a cell phone to call my cell phone. It works just like a regular phone.
"Then why do you have a cell phone?"
Because I move around so much.
"I know. You should settle down, I never know where to call you."