I'm in San Francisco for Halloween. Big fun. But I keep falling asleep! Which brings me to my two statements for the day:
1) If you're going to fall asleep laying in the sun on your hotel room balcony, make sure you don't turn your head to one side, leaving half your face in a shadow. Thank God it's Halloween, so people can think it's part of a costume or something.
2) And to the people who work at that restaurant I ate at last night: I'm really sorry about all the glitter on your upholstered wall. But when I have that much wine to drink, I can't hold my head up very well, and all the glitter that was in my hair, well...it sure did rub off pretty easily didn't it? But when you're going to a Studio 54-themed party, you need to put glitter all over the place, including your hair. Next time I'll try to be a little more careful.
Have a spooktacular day.