I need a one-minute monologue, from either a movie or a TV show. I was thinking the "Tax the stupid people" scene from Absolutely Fabulous, but my lack of a British accent might be distracting.
The idea is to be funny, and perhaps a bit unusual, even tongue-in-cheek, if you will.
I await your suggestions. Respond here in the comments or email me using the link over to the side.