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    coming out party finally hits australia. although they didn't think i am that funny. this, from the country whose biggest comedic achievement is crocodile dundee. screw them!
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    "hooking up in the real world," hosted by coral and myself. it ended up pretty good.
  • COMING OUT PARTY
    "coming out" stories told by comedians and writers. not a comedy show, per se, but is often funny.

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    Mimi

    I don't get it. I just. don't. get it.

    Am I missing something? 'Cause I don't think he's attractive.

    Cody

    You whore!

    He sent me one of those too....

    Mattress

    I've dated a few Russians and let me tell you, they can be some aggressive and persistant boys. As the saying goes, it's all fine and dandy until someone has to get a restraining order. Thank the lord you can have the court make them pay for it!

    Maria

    Anthony > Celine

    Kayleigh

    the russian i am most familiar with is full of himself and smells like abercrombie and fitch.

    Mike Lit

    I can see where you'd find him attractive... cute, talented and accented. Quality, Dan- quality.

    Joey

    Dan! I just saw the promo fo next weeks Inferno episode during a commercial and you RIP Tina and tell her that if she dont like it she can shove it! You look hardcore when you are bitching the triangle of terror out, what happened, everyone looked like they loved eachother!!!

    Steven

    I don't understand his appeal (or his ability of restraint - you don't have to yell out an entire song, dude).

    He is so cheesy (even more so than Clay). If you squeeze him, he'll probably lactate, or something.

    Aidan

    Oh my god!!! Anthony is my b*tch! His jeans are so damn tight you can see the creases in his sack and balls. I love that little Russian Fireball. What I would do to see his children of the corn hair bobbing up and down on my.... His ass is real real real tight too! Does anyone have any information on whether or not he is gay?? PLEASE be gay... please be gay!

    orbicon

    His hand writing is atrocious. He better be good in bed to make up for it.

    Roy

    Dan...we all love Anthony...he did such an amazing job last night!!! And he looked sooo damn cute!!!! Get in line..

    mason

    Thank god!!

    I thought I was the only one who harbored a special place in me for Anthony.

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

    But orbicon is right. It looks like he used his right hand, which makes me wonder what he was doing with his left (I just assumed since he holds the mic in his left he would right with his left) while sending this to you.

    Robert

    They're all drunks

    Tabitha

    He is so yummy! Even if I am 13 I love to call him yummy. Good choice Dan! ;D

    Tanya

    No, he canNOT be gay people! Why are all the hot guys gay?

    andrea

    lol, thats great!!

    DanKj

    Too bad he has no talent, and he really has none.He sucks, and not the nice way.
    Screeches everything, and hurts my ears. GONG !

    Tamara

    LMAO - love the writing on the pic...good one!

    I don't find him attractive but I will say he has come a long way since he disposed of those goofy glasses and did a little somethin somethin with his hair and wardrobe.

    Ms. Veruca Salt

    Dear Mr. Renzi and his readers,

    It is with regret that I must inform you that your not-so-secret crush A-Fed has a girlfriend. A very pretty girlfriend. I too am shocked, as I thought he seemed super gay. Although Anthony is straight, it is confirmed by my research that another top 12 contestant is not. That is all.

    -Ms. Veruca Salt.

    Randy

    Dan, that is hysterical! Well, if you want to see your lover again, I included a video of Anthony's performance (on Tuesday) at my blog. Enjoy! Just don't drool on the keyboard, please!

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