Did anyone record Desperate Housewives? Seriously. I need a copy of it. I had the TiVo set but Jeff decided he didn't want to record it, so he cancelled it. And I don't think it's on again this week. Even if it is, I don't want to wait.
If you have a copy of it, I will give you my mailing address, and I'll send you a present of thanks. You have my word as a blogger.
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On the subject of TV--
Earlier today, I'm walking through my friendly neighborhood suburban SuperTarget, in an emergency run for birdfood (all out) and blue corn tortilla chips (so tasty), and I wander through the "menswear" section. And over to the left, between the racks of clothes most likely stitched together by children in some debt-burdened Third World country, I spot the mug of Manhunt's "already a working model/spy" Kevin P., standing in his skivvies.
It's pretty amazing I noticed, as I'm usually utterly oblivious to the outside world when I'm in Target, due to the overstimulation from so much stuff to buy, and the too-bright fluorescent lighting, and the prospect of Taco Bell from the adjacent Food Court looming in my future. How I love capitalism! But notice Kevin P., I did--and I simultaneously thought "Wow, good for him, he really does work..."
...as well as "Wow, that is the EXACT SAME facial expression he made in that last photo shoot he did. If he keeps making that facial expression, I'm going to stop watching that show, because it sucks enough as it is."
So of course I bought the drawers. This picture is the packaging from the plastic bag they came in. I tried them on, but I'm sorry to report that wearing this underwear did not give me 6-pack abs or shiny bronze skin. False advertising! They should have that disclaimer on there somewhere.





Don't worry Dan it repeats on Saturday.
Posted by: DAH | October 24, 2004 at 07:18 PM
Dan, for missing it, AND not Tivoing it (no excuse), your Gay Membership Card is dangerously close from being revoked. You penitence shall include 12 episodes of SATC and 5 of the Golden Girls.
Posted by: Frenchbenj | October 24, 2004 at 07:22 PM
Dan,
ABC has been re-running Desperate Houswives on Saturdays at 10pm. Thank god, I missed the original "cry when he ejaculates" episode. Can I say ejaculate on your weblog? Just wondering....
Tom
Posted by: Tom | October 24, 2004 at 08:55 PM
I TiVoed it and can burn a copy if you need, but it does repeat on Saturday.
Posted by: Rex | October 25, 2004 at 04:11 AM
I read an article in The Independent newspaper today that Desperate Housewives is geting more viewers than Sex In The City did at it's peak and that ad rates for a 30 second commercial have leapt from $120 000 to $300 000 despite the show being blacklisted by one of those family rights organisations! It sounds genius!
Posted by: Mark | October 25, 2004 at 05:53 AM
I went to high school with that model, Kevin. :D He was in my graduating class.
Go c/o 2002!
<3 trish
Posted by: Trish | October 25, 2004 at 07:31 AM
I think its safe to say that we all want to see you model them.
Post pictures.
Posted by: JJ | October 25, 2004 at 09:32 AM
"Jeff decided he didn't want to record it, so he cancelled it."
I know people that have broken up over less.
Posted by: mary | October 25, 2004 at 10:26 AM
Hi, I've been reading for a while but this is my first post...
Anywho, as someone already said it's on again Saturday at 10, though if you truly can't wait, you can always :cough: download it.
Posted by: Kakaze | October 25, 2004 at 12:11 PM
Due to the amount of retouching on that photo, I think it now qualifies as a painting of Kevin. ...and yes, he only has that one expression.
Posted by: M@ | October 25, 2004 at 02:34 PM
What happened to poor Kevin's legs? He could be a stand-in for Kermit. Little chicken legs...
Posted by: LargeMarge | October 25, 2004 at 04:16 PM
I finally caught an episode of Manhunt. And there are some yummy looking men on there.
But what I wanna know is, when was Carmen Electra a male model? Why, exactly, is she there?
Posted by: Mimi | October 25, 2004 at 04:53 PM
Someone in your household *cancelled* something TiVo was going to record? That'd be grounds for divorce around here. Seriously.
Anyway, if you don't have it already, get DIRECTV. The TiVo combo boxes have two tuners. Dual tuners saved my marriage!
Posted by: Kate | October 26, 2004 at 12:05 AM
I wish somebody would explain Carmen Electra to me. What exactly does she do? She is not an actress. She is not a model. She is not a singer. She didn't do porn.
Dan, if you can explain Carmen to me, I will pay Marcia Cross to come to your house every week to personally recap Desperate Housewives.
Most of the girls on Manhunt have chicken legs and bad hair. My favorite by far is Hunter. Oh little Hunter. You know you want to come out.
Posted by: sethlewis | October 26, 2004 at 12:51 PM
its a nice picture
Posted by: ret | October 26, 2005 at 08:31 AM