I believe the end of the world is coming when...
...Dolce & Gabbana are divorced.
Fret not, little Lourdes--they will still make your clothes.
...7-11 employees are encouraged to reproduce.
What's that smell in the air? Is it the hot dogs on the rolling grill that have been there for 2 days? No, it's romance!
...I accidentally listen to the Will & Grace album.
Okay, it's wasn't an accident. It was morbid curiosity. And I know this is kinda old news--but who green-lighted this album?? (including #15?) Ouch. Kiss and make it better.
...my friend--a teacher--writes me an email...
...saying her students asked if it was true she and I were friends; when she said "yes," they responded with "But Dan from The Real World is, like, 40!"
...my dog eats a piece of pepperoni pizza...
...and he has gas so bad it wakes me up in the middle of the night. He's sleeping in the hall from now on.